I got a promotion (and a girlfriend)!
I'm at work wearing my day date rep timepiece, when the owner of the company comes up to me and says hey kid nice watch. Little did he know it's a rep. I just smirked and gave him a firm handshake.
Now the next day I come in wearing my explorer II rep. Again, he comes up to me and says wow kid you've got quite the collection. Why don't you come to my home for dinner tonight.
I get there in my M3 wearing my ZF AP 15510 rep. I couldn't believe my eyes. His daughter is breathtaking. During dinner we're having great conversation about horology when out of no where he offers his daughter to me.
We went out for a couple of drinks and decide to head back to my place. Now I don't have the biggest penis out there so I have a collection of dildos and sex toys. She's laying in bed when I sneak on my strap on. While we're going at it, she asks if it's a dildo and I said baby I’m genuine. I smirked and gave her a firm pump.
Now we're in a serious relationship and I got a huge promotion. All because of my rep. And people ask why we don't get gens.