u/Mega_Nebula23

Yeah you read that right. Basically it started off as a gag with my friends where I’d joke that i should pray to Cthulhu before an exam so that I pass. And it’s worked most times. Which like yeah no superstitious and stuff.

Btw I’d like to reface that I’m not religious, so the whole Cthulhu gag came from a place of shits and giggles. But now everytime I say I.e “Cthulhu if you sort out this heat I’m giving you a portion of my food as an offering” or “Cthulhu can my teacher not come into school” STUFF LIKE THAY HAS HAPPENED. I’m not crazy guys I promise .

So like I’m obviously not gonna start building a shrine for him but I wanna know if I’m weird for asking Cthulhu for stuff?

As the title says, I’m trying to figure out what kind of demon she’d be contracted to.

Okay so for some context my friends and I have a really freaky, like in the sense of like jokes and stuff . So one of them said they’re gonna buy me a dildo and I said go for it, cuz I thought they were joking. Turns out they weren’t . I got home from school and opened my bag to see a black box with the actual thing inside it. I panicked and just hid it in my bed’s drawers and covered it with some clothes so that I could think about how I could get rid of it later .

Now here’s were the story starts :

So I was planning on getting rid of it today when my mum comes in and tells me we have to clean the house because my aunt and her kids are gonna stay over for a while while they move into their new place . I said cool, no problem. The thing she left out though was that I had to switch rooms with my mum ( because mines the bigger one ) in order to accommodate two beds . That meant my bed was getting moved to my mums room . I was told to cook. I was panicking so much when I saw her move my bed and hoping she wouldn’t see it .

After a while I finished what I was meant to do and went to see if it was still in the hiding spot. It wasn’t . Now I’m afraid that she thinks I bought it and I’m gonna get in so much trouble for it . Idk what to do and I’m panicking rn

I’ve never been so excited and I’m genuinely happy .