First off, a big thanks to everyone who put EDU together. It was an absolute blast. Sin, Mustache Man, Mekwell, I'm talking to you and your respective minions. Very well done all of you.

Now, back to my recruitment work...

PVP Monsters of EVE

Do you actually want to enjoy playing in the AUTZ?

I know you do.

Simple fix: JOIN EXIT-STRATEGY.

What You Get

REAL AUTZ:
We actually exist during Aussie prime time. Log in after work and there are people on Discord, ships in space, chains being scanned, and someone inevitably hunting something they probably shouldn't be.

REAL PVP:
We don't hide in stations because a neutral entered system. If there's a fight, we ship up and take it.

If we win? Great.

If we feed? We post the lossmail, call ourselves idiots, and get the next ship ready.

What We Expect

We care about your skill points, sure but everyone has those.

What we actually care about is your attitude.

• A working microphone: And the ability to use it without breathing heavily into it.
• A pulse: You actually need to undock.
• A sense of humour: The banter is constant, dry, and highly sarcastic. Buckle up.
• A willingness to lose ships: If your killboard is 100% green, you aren't trying hard enough.
• Be a decent bloke: We don't have shitters, and we don't want them. You'll appreciate it.

In-game channel: Exit-Strategy Recruitment

Find the Discord. You'll work it out. We believe in you like your teachers never did.

A Special Note for the AUTZ Escapees

We're seeing a lot of Aussies rolling out of the null blocks lately, and honestly, I don't blame you.

If you're coming from null, you'll need to sell your supers and get your shit moved to lowsec before we can bring you in.

Use your existing coalition to unload your assets locally, get yourself sorted, then hit me up and JOIN EXIT.

Come enjoy the game again.

The only thing you'll need in the wormhole is BS-sized and smaller ships for PVP. Rest is taken care of...

EXIT

What You Get

Real AUTZ: We actually exist during Aussie prime time. If you log in after work, there are people on Discord, there are ships in space, and someone is actively scanning a chain or hunting a target.

Real PVP: We don't hide in stations when a neutral enters the system. If there's a fight, we ship up and take it. If we win, great. If we feed, we post the lossmail, call ourselves idiots, and get the next ship ready.

What We Expect

We care about your skill points, but everyone has them. What we actually care about is your attitude.

• A working microphone: And the ability to use it without breathing heavily into it.
• A pulse: You actually need to undock.
• Sense of humor: The banter is constant, dry, and highly sarcastic so put on your seatbelt.
• A willingness to lose ships: If your killboard is 100% green, you aren't trying hard enough.
• Be a decent bloke: We don't have shitters, and we don't want them, you’ll appreciate it.

Stop wasting your sub on dead corps that have been “growing” for a decade. EVE’s not cheap. JOIN EXIT

If you’re tired of the fake promises and the 6-month corp-hopping cycle, do yourself a favor. Come have a chat with us. No pressure, just one awkward interview (because we can't have spies), and boom—you’re doing real, fun PVP with Aussies, Kiwis and the internationally time-zone enabled.

In-Game Channel: Exit-Strategy Recruitment

TLDR: If your doing PVP in the AUTZ you should be in EXIT-Strategy

Join the in-game channel, find the discord you’ll work it out, we believe in you like your teachers never did.

See you on or on our zKill.

EXIT