u/MidwestMachete

Kickoff

3MB vs The Usos
Winners: The Usos [08:17]

Main Show

Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter vs Big E (c) for the Intercontinental Championship
Winner & STILL champion: Big E [11:50]
*Colter gets on the apron to distract the referee, but Mark Henry comes out to foil Zeb's plan. Big E hits the Big Ending to retain.
Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs RybAxel (c) for the WWE Tag Team Championship
Winners & STILL champions: RybAxel [08:34]
The Shield vs The Wyatt Family
Winners: The Wyatt Family [22:42]
*Wyatt pins Ambrose to win.
Batista vs Daniel Bryan - Winner goes to WrestleMania to fight for the WWE WHC.
Winner: Daniel Bryan via DQ [10:25]
*Batista, in a fit of rage, grab a chair and whacks Bryan in the back numerous times.
Naomi vs AJ Lee w/ Tamina Snuka (c) for the Divas Championship
Winner & STILL champion: AJ Lee [04:30]
*Naomi throws AJ back in the ring and with the ref focused on AJ, Tamina superkicks Naomi and tosses her into the ring. AJ pins to retain.

7/Main Event. Rey Mysterio vs Antonio Cesaro vs Sheamus vs Dolph Ziggler vs Alberto Del Rio vs Randy Orton (c) - Elimination Chamber match for WWE WHC
Winner & STILL champion: Randy Orton, last eliminating Dolph Ziggler [37:30]

Kickoff:

RybAxel vs Cody Rhodes and Goldust (c) for the WWE Tag Team Championship
Winners and NEW Champions: RybAxel [06:58]

Main Show

Daniel Bryan vs Bray Wyatt w/ Luke Harper and Erick Rowan
Winner: Bray Wyatt [21:35]
*With some help from Harper and Rowan, Wyatt takes the win as Bryan lies in the ring in pain.
Antonio Cesaro vs Jack Swagger vs Dean Ambrose (c) for the United States Championship
Winner and STILL Champion: Dean Ambrose [08:12]
*Ambrose rolls up Swagger after Cesaro shoves the latter man and is too slow to break the pin.
John Cena vs Randy Orton (c) for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Winner and STILL Champion: Randy Orton [20:54]
*Cena comes close to defeating Orton, but Wyatt and his cult help Orton win by playing mind games on Cena.

5/Main Event. The 2014 Royal Rumble Match
Winner: Daniel Bryan, last eliminating Batista. [55:08]
*The final four were Bryan, Batista, Reigns, and Rollins.

Rebooking 2014 WWE PPV by PPV: Elimination Chamber 2014

Rebooking 2014 WWE PPV by PPV: Royal Rumble 2014

Obama barely defeats Romney, but loses the popular vote.

Fun fact: President Nixon had no thoughts on 9/11. This is because he died in 1994.

Why were both Bushes awful at dealing with hurricanes? Is it a genetic thing?

Mod Idea: Nixon/Robocop vs Hoover/Popeye

When I choose the Shalom Haver answer in Hope and it doesn't mention Bibi's name in the feedback.

How would a Pigasus J Pig presidency have gone if he won in 1968?

I rebooked the start of the Russo Reboot in WCW with the tournaments for the World and US championships. Further details in comments.

President Franklin D. Roosevelt with his dog Fala.

Playing a mod where you're winning, but one question tanks your lead, so you need RNG to win. [RNG is not on my side.]

449-89 landslide win for Clinton in 1992.