u/Mkisii

▲ 1 r/Kenya

Victor Lukabaya - What he do?

So watched this and I'm curious on why he was executed in such manner? Clearly he was part of something secretive which caused his unfortunate end, I wonder what it was? My first guess would be that he had participated in a high profile hit for the big boys and they were closing loose ends. Na msiseme ni car bomb 🫤

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u/Mkisii — 14 hours ago
▲ 94 r/avocado

The Avocado that got away

I bought this avocado some time back and was so amazing I've been thinking about it and wondering what it was. Unfortunately I didn't take any photo of the front (bummer). It was sold to me by the seller as "Hass". The inside of the avocado is super clean, you'd think it was grown by Sigma-Aldrich. The taste was stunning, very nutty flavor. Also a delightful creamy texture. It tasted so good I couldn't believe my taste buds. Now no avocado gets even close. I remember the skin being noticeably coarse to cut through. The skin also pebbly but not as rough as a pure Hass. I'm thinking it's a relative of Hass, and leaning towards Lamb Hass based on the photos I've seen online. Any ideas? I'm from Kenya.

u/Mkisii — 5 days ago
▲ 6 r/Kenya

So been getting so many TikToks of this nduthi guy who's apparently against Spiro bikes. He's always "harassing" Spiro guys in what he says is a war against them. For example this After so many of those videos, my old brain started connecting the dots. I started realizing in every video they say the word Spiro so many times, almost like they want it to stick in your mind. Almost like they're marketing it 😂

I also noted in many of the videos the aggressors never go as far as causing actual harm, they only insinuate the possibility but that's it. Also in many of the videos, the Spiro guys who are the "victims"appear unusually calm, totally indifferent to a possibly risky encounter. And in many they complain how the Spiros are charging low fares, that "Wanabeba CBD to Karen na 150!" That's when it hit me, all this is marketing! These guys are being paid by Spiro to do a guerilla marketing campaign, gets people talking and sympathizing with Spiro at a cheap cost to them. Like this one it's as plain as a marketing script could be:

TraditionalBiker: Spiro inakulipa aje?

TraditionalBiker: Spiro inakusaidia aje, kwa maisha yako?

Notice how in the beginning they keep repeating the word Spiro unnecessarily - "Huyu ni msee wa Spiro, huyu ni rider wa Spiro, huyu rider wa Spiro ako na hii bike ya Spiro, hii ni bike ya Spiro, wee ni msee wa Spiro, unafanya nini?" That's literally the opening sentence word for word 😂

Am I tripping wadau or is this Guerilla marketing?

u/Mkisii — 17 days ago
▲ 8 r/Kenya

Wadau, so kuna this observation imenisinya sana. House hunting and I see a nice house, closed kitchen with a nice array of counter tops. Nice spacious balcony. Top notch basically. Everything ticks the boxes. But here's where things go wrong - the closed kitchen has no door. I'm like wtf? Why would you build a closed kitchen and put no door? That really defeats the whole point of a closed kitchen. Might as well make it an open kitchen then (please don't 🫤). Why do builders do this? Is it cost saving? But then it's just a freaking door, why would that be the place to cut costs after splurging on countertops and balcony? I just don't get it. It's becoming so common, so many houses have this concept of a closed kitchen without a door, can someone please elaborate on why's this happening?

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u/Mkisii — 20 days ago