u/Morphined-

[NA] [Mal’ganis] <Relatively Harmless> | Mythic + AoTC Raid Teams | M+ Nights | Socials, M+ Players, and Raiders Welcome

[NA] [Mal’ganis] | Mythic + AoTC Raid Teams | M+ Nights | Socials, M+ Players, and Raiders Welcome

Relatively Harmless is an NA guild on Mal’ganis that has been together since Dragonflight, built around the idea that WoW is better when you actually have people to play with.

We have two raid teams with different focuses: one team continuing into Mythic progression, and one team focused on AoTC/Heroic raiding for the moment. We also welcome Mythic+ players, social players, returning players, and people who simply need a place to be.

We welcome:

Social players
Mythic+ players
Raiders
Returning players
People tired of pugging alone
Players looking for a real guild community
Adults with jobs, schedules, families, and real lives
People who want to improve without dealing with toxicity

You do not need to be a Mythic raider to belong here. You just need to want a guild that feels active, stable, and welcoming.

Raid Teams

Team Vengeance

Focus: Mythic raiding
Current Progression: 4/9M

Team Vengeance is our Mythic progression team and is currently not looking for additional raid recruits at the moment.

That said, social players, Mythic+ runners, and active guild members are still welcome. We are always happy to have more people around who want to run keys, hang out, and help keep the guild active.

Team Phoenix

Schedule: Sunday & Monday, 8:30 PM - 10:30 PM Central
Focus: AoTC / Heroic raiding for now, might get into Mythic Raiding next season.
Current Progression: 10/10H

Team Phoenix is currently recruiting for the following:

Backup healer
2 regular DPS
Backup tank also welcome

The priest healer spot has been filled, and we have someone gearing a bear as a possible backup tank if needed. However, having another backup tank would still be useful for roster stability.

Phoenix is focused on AoTC/Heroic raiding, not Mythic progression, and raiding will continue into Season 2. This is a good fit for players who want a steady Sunday/Monday raid team, a healthy environment, and consistent progression without the pressure of committed Mythic raiding.

Other players may still be considered, especially if they are active, reliable, and interested in being part of the guild community.

Mythic+ and Community

We are still actively recruiting Mythic+ players, social members, and people who simply need a place to be.

We have Mythic+ key nights on Wednesdays, and people run keys throughout the week. Whether you are pushing score, farming vault, gearing alts, learning routes, or just trying to escape the horrors of group finder, there is room for you here.

You can join us even if you do not raid.

You can join us if you mainly run keys.

You can join us if you are returning to the game and want a stable group.

You can join us if you just want guild chat, Discord, and people who remember your name.

What We Value

We are looking for players who are:

Reliable
Chill
Respectful
Active when possible
Willing to improve
Able to communicate
Interested in community, not just loot
Capable of treating other people’s time with respect

We are not interested in drama, toxicity, rage-pulling, ego parsing, clique behavior, or people who treat guilds like disposable LFG tools.

We want good players, but more importantly, we want good people.

Why Join Relatively Harmless?

Because WoW is better when you have people to play with.

Because raid nights are better when you actually like the people in Discord.

Because Mythic+ is better when you are not gambling your sanity in group finder.

Because an MMO should feel social.

Because sometimes you just need a place to be.

So join us.

We’re Relatively Harmless.

Contact:
Discord: morphined
Battle.net: Morphine#1813

reddit.com
u/Morphined- — 2 days ago

[NA] [Mal’ganis] | Mythic + AoTC Raid Teams | M+ Nights | Socials, M+ Players, and Raiders Welcome

Relatively Harmless is an NA guild on Mal’ganis that has been together since Dragonflight, built around the idea that WoW is better when you actually have people to play with.

We have two raid teams with different focuses: one team continuing into Mythic progression, and one team focused on AoTC/Heroic raiding. We also welcome Mythic+ players, social players, returning players, and people who simply need a place to be.

We welcome:

Social players
Mythic+ players
Raiders
Returning players
People tired of pugging alone
Players looking for a real guild community
Adults with jobs, schedules, families, and real lives
People who want to improve without dealing with toxicity

You do not need to be a Mythic raider to belong here. You just need to want a guild that feels active, stable, and welcoming.

Raid Teams

Team Vengeance

Focus: Mythic raiding
Current Progression: 4/9M

Team Vengeance is our Mythic progression team and is currently not looking for additional raid recruits at the moment.

That said, social players, Mythic+ runners, and active guild members are still welcome. We are always happy to have more people around who want to run keys, hang out, and help keep the guild active.

Team Phoenix

Schedule: Sunday & Monday, 8:30 PM - 10:30 PM Central
Focus: AoTC / Heroic raiding
Current Progression: 10/10H

Team Phoenix is currently recruiting for the following:

Backup Tank: Druid or Paladin preferred
DPS who can heal as backup
Priest Healer

Phoenix is focused on AoTC/Heroic raiding, not Mythic progression (it's an option that will be considered by the members), and raiding will continue into Season 2. This is a good fit for players who want a steady Sunday/Monday raid team, a healthy environment, and consistent progression without the pressure of committed Mythic raiding.

Other players may still be considered, especially if they are active, reliable, and interested in being part of the guild community.

Mythic+ and Community

We are still actively recruiting Mythic+ players, social members, and people who simply need a place to be.

We have Mythic+ key nights on Wednesdays, and people run keys throughout the week. Whether you are pushing score, farming vault, gearing alts, learning routes, or just trying to escape the horrors of group finder, there is room for you here.

You can join us even if you do not raid.

You can join us if you mainly run keys.

You can join us if you are returning to the game and want a stable group.

You can join us if you just want guild chat, Discord, and people who remember your name.

What We Value

We are looking for players who are:

Reliable
Chill
Respectful
Active when possible
Willing to improve
Able to communicate
Interested in community, not just loot
Capable of treating other people’s time with respect

We are not interested in drama, toxicity, rage-pulling, ego parsing, clique behavior, or people who treat guilds like disposable LFG tools.

We want good players, but more importantly, we want good people.

Why Join Relatively Harmless?

Because WoW is better when you have people to play with.

Because raid nights are better when you actually like the people in Discord.

Because Mythic+ is better when you are not gambling your sanity in group finder.

Because an MMO should feel social.

Because sometimes you just need a place to be.

So join us.

We’re Relatively Harmless.

Contact:
Discord: morphined
Battle.net: Morphine#1813

reddit.com
u/Morphined- — 12 days ago

[NA] [Mal’ganis] <Relatively Harmless> | 3/9M Guild | AoTC-Focused with Mythic Dabbling | M+ Nights | Socials, M+ Players, and Raiders Welcome

You shouldn’t have to pug your way through WoW alone.

Relatively Harmless is an NA guild on Mal’ganis that has been together since Dragonflight, built around the idea that WoW is better when you have people to actually play with.

We are primarily an AoTC-focused guild with Mythic dabbling, currently sitting at 3/9M as a guild. Our goal is to clear Heroic, push into Mythic as far as we reasonably can, and maintain a stable, active community without turning the game into a second job.

We welcome:

Social players
Mythic+ players
Raiders
Returning players
People tired of pugging alone
Players looking for a real guild community
Adults with jobs, schedules, families, and real lives
People who want to improve without dealing with toxicity

You do not need to be a Mythic raider to belong here. You just need to want a place to be.

Raid Teams

Team Vengeance

Schedule: Friday & Saturday, 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM Central
Progression: 3/9M

Team Vengeance is currently looking for active players.

We are not hard-recruiting specific raid roles right now, but we are always interested in players who want to be part of the guild, run keys, help build the community, and potentially step into raid opportunities when they open.

Reliability, attitude, and activity matter a lot to us. We want people who show up, communicate, and make the guild feel alive.

Team Phoenix

Schedule: Sunday & Monday, 8:30 PM - 10:30 PM Central
Progression: 9/9H

Team Phoenix is currently looking for:

Shadow Priest

Phoenix is a good fit for someone who wants a steady AoTC-focused team with room to keep improving, without the toxic/sweaty environment. We care about progression, but we also care about having a team that actually enjoys playing together.

Mythic+ and Community

We are still actively recruiting Mythic+ players, social members, and people who simply need a place to be.

We have Mythic+ key nights on Wednesdays, and people run keys throughout the week. Whether you are pushing score, farming vault, gearing alts, learning routes, or just trying to escape the horrors of group finder, there is room for you here.

You can join us even if you do not raid.

You can join us if you mainly run keys.

You can join us if you are returning to the game and want a stable group.

You can join us if you just want guild chat, Discord, and people who remember your name.

What We Value

We are looking for players who are:

Reliable
Chill
Respectful
Active when possible
Willing to improve
Able to communicate
Interested in community, not just loot
Capable of treating other people’s time with respect

We are not interested in drama, toxicity, rage-pulling, ego parsing, clique behavior, or people who treat guilds like disposable LFG tools.

We want good players, but more importantly, we want good people.

Why Join Relatively Harmless?

Because WoW is better when you have people to play with.

Because raid nights are better when you actually like the people in Discord.

Because Mythic+ is better when you are not gambling your sanity in group finder.

Because an MMO should feel social.

Because sometimes you just need a place to be.

So join us.

We’re Relatively Harmless.

Contact:
Discord: morphined
Battle.net: Morphine#1813

reddit.com
u/Morphined- — 28 days ago

[NA] [Mal’ganis] <Relatively Harmless> | AoTC-Focused Guild | Mythic+ Nights | Two Raid Teams | Social, M+, and Raiders Welcome

You shouldn’t play WoW alone.

Seriously.

World of Warcraft is at its best when guild chat is active, people are running keys together, raid nights feel like hanging out with friends, and Discord is more than just a place people join two minutes before pull.

That’s what Relatively Harmless is built around.

We’re an NA guild on Mal’ganis that has been together since Dragonflight, focused on building a stable, friendly, active community for players who want more than just a raid tag over their head.

We are mostly an AoTC-focused guild with mythic dabbling, meaning our goal is to clear Heroic, push into Mythic where we can, and go as far as the team allows without turning the game into a second job.

We welcome:

  • Social players
  • Mythic+ players
  • Raiders
  • New and returning players
  • People who want an active guild community
  • Players who care about performance but also want a healthy environment
  • Adults with jobs, families, schedules, and real lives

Whether you want to raid, push keys, hang out, or just have a guild that actually feels alive, there is probably a place for you here.

RAID TEAMS

Team Vengeance
Our Friday/Saturday raid team.

Schedule: Friday & Saturday, 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM Central
Progression: 9/9 Heroic

Currently recruiting:

  • Retribution Paladin
  • Enhancement Shaman
  • Devourer Demon Hunter
  • Strong DPS players who can contribute consistently

Flexibility is a plus, especially players who can assist with tanking or healing when needed. That said, strong attendance, reliability, and willingness to help the team come first. Flex roles are valuable, but being dependable is the priority.

Team Phoenix
Our Sunday/Monday raid team.

Schedule: Sunday & Monday, 8:30 PM - 10:30 PM Central
Progression: 8/9 Heroic

Currently recruiting:

  • Monk healer preferred
  • Off-tank of any class
  • Backup healer / off-healer of any class
  • DPS players who are comfortable swapping to heals when needed
  • Offhealer/backup healer: any class that’s DPS and can go heals
  • Offtank: any class

Phoenix is a good fit for players who want steady progression, a supportive raid environment, and a team that keeps improving without losing the community-first feeling.

MYTHIC+ AND COMMUNITY

We are not only a raid-log guild.

We have Mythic+ key nights every Wednesday, and people run keys throughout the week at different levels. Whether you are learning, gearing, pushing IO, or just trying to get vault done without suffering in pugs, you’ll find people here.

We accept players who mainly want to:

  • Push keys
  • Learn Mythic+
  • Gear alts
  • Raid casually
  • Raid seriously
  • Hang out socially
  • Be part of an actual guild community

You do not need to be a mythic raider to belong here. You just need to want to be part of the guild.

WHAT WE VALUE

Relatively Harmless is looking for people who are:

  • Reliable
  • Friendly
  • Willing to improve
  • Respectful of other people’s time
  • Active in the guild when possible
  • Interested in community, not just loot
  • Able to communicate when real life happens

We are not interested in toxic players, clique behavior, drama farming, or people who treat guilds like disposable pug lists.

We want good players, but more importantly, we want good people.

WHY JOIN RELATIVELY HARMLESS?

Because WoW feels better when you have people to play with.

Because raid nights are better when you actually know the people next to you.

Because Mythic+ is better when you are not gambling your sanity in group finder.

Because an MMO should feel social.

So join us we’re Relatively Harmless.

CONTACT

Best way to reach me is on Discord:

Morphined

Battle.net Tag:

Morphine#1813

u/Morphined- — 2 months ago