u/Mountain_Dragonfly8

I am on my first relisten to HBS and between all of the sunglass stealing and deleting Tread's potential album cover, I think the absolute funniest part of it is Emily trying (and failing) to recap the previous episode in a way that doesn't sound batshit insane.

Episode 5: "...you jumped into a confusing puzzle of forking shoots covered in Jelly grease and stinking of Hungry Dave's fart.

After an emotionally charged journey and some discrepancy about which two of you, Hungry Dave would sacrifice a nut for..."

Its giving news reporter trying to describe the path of destruction from a runaway train.

(Obviously joking through this whole post)

Listened to the hearthside chat and I was SHAKEN. They are discussing which of Murph's characters are hotter and Murph said that Jens and Zudrick "have similar body types" WHAT?! Everybody knows Zuddy is an absolute beefcake. 300 lbs of pure TESTOSTERONE and MURDER