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It’s all led to this. You and your  “Scooby” gang have finally found the source of Slayer’s power—and old house outside of Falconwood—Creech Manor. It’s been vacant for years, used primarily as a party house, but you and your friends discovered a dark history. Henry Slayer lived and worked here in secret. This is where he found it, the Mirror Dimension. You hope you can find the source and destroy it, preferably without him even knowing.

You and your friends stand in front of Creech Manor on the 4th of July. Its reputation as a party house is warranted, and a group of seniors has taken over this very night. You jump as a few fireworks pop off. This isn’t good. Slayer will certainly be drawn to this. Your only hope is to get to the attic before he arrives…or before these idiots burn the house down.

Celebrate the 4th of July with us by playing Slayer at Creech Manor: https://discord.com/channels/871561110178902027/1522748277525708842/1522748409512071258

Ten years ago was the worst Halloween of your life. You walked through your front door into pulsing lights, spooky music, and blood. It became clear very soon that the blood wasn’t from Spirit Halloween. You dropped your full bag of candy when you found your parents, or what was left of them, lying together in the throes of death. 

You suck in a breath as you tap on your steering wheel. You promised yourself that you’d never celebrate Halloween, horror, or wear a costume. Yet, here you are—sitting in your car outside Wingard Cottage, while joyful revelers run around in costumes from various horror films. You think you recognize them from entertainment shows. Your best friend runs up, pulling you from the car.   You may as well try and enjoy it, for her sake. Also, your boyfriend is supposed to be here somewhere. 

You let yourself relax and try to have a little fun. Maybe Halloween isn’t so bad after all…which is also “horror movie” for shit starts hitting the fan. A few minutes later you find blood…real blood. Your lips tremble as you glance behind you, seeing one of the costumed partygoers waving wickedly at you before merging into the crowd.

You’re terrified, angry at yourself, and intrigued—all at the same time. Maybe this is your chance to finally get real answers about your parents. Or, you could join them. Either way, you have to end this. Also, where is your 🤬 boyfriend?

This week is a special scenario with Mort at Wingard Cottage! https://discord.com/channels/871561110178902027/1520230827139534991/1520230940386001027

Welcome Final Girls to another double feature! 

First, witness the power of friendship…and barbecue, when Hans visits the lovable elves at Santa’s village. Boy will they have some stories to tell…if they survive.

Then, follow Krampus to Camp Happy Trails, mired deep in the summer heat. It may not be Christmas in July, but the camp counselors of Camp Happy Trails will soon understand a new meaning of giving. 

We hope you enjoy!

Join us in playing Hans and Krampus here: https://discord.com/channels/871561110178902027/1515466781207167026/1515467042633809942

Welcome to the USS Konrad, the most prestigious garbage freighter this side of the Milky Way. 

We have many top-of-the-line amenities. Like this trash compactor. It’s perfect for all of your small garbage needs. Works perfe—

*Bang Bang Bang* 

Work you piece of—

*Whirrr*

See? Perfect. Now let me show you the Incinerator. Now, I must warn you that it gets hot in here. Why are you laughing? It’s not a joke. I suggest you wear protective gear, also, don’t turn the dial past this piece of tape. Don’t ask questions, just don’t do it. 

Okay, next is the Airlock, our favorite way to expel larger jobs. Just make sure you’re not in the room when it goes off. It’s never happened, but I wouldn’t want you to be the first. 

Why are there claw marks on the side? Oh, well one time the trash decided it wanted to stay on the ship and clawed its way back in…I mean it got stuck and wouldn’t fly out. 

No more questions. I have one more thing to show you.

See this red button? Yeah, don’t you ever press this while I’m still on board. This is for the most serious method of trash disposal. This has never been used, but there was one time a virus got loose and we almost had to. 

Huh? What do you mean “like that?” An alien? Darlin’ there ain’t no such thing as—*hrkk* 

*Cough, cough* Well this is new. Okay, well looks like I’m going to die. Welcome to the Konrad, again. And good luck. 😵

Get ready to take out the trash this week with the Eyeless on the USS Konrad! https://discord.com/channels/871561110178902027/1512588876202512394/1512589229446660148

When Earl found that woman in the desert and brought her to Doctor Polson’s home, the citizens of Utopia thought that maybe their luck was turning. Maybe this one good deed by one of their own would break whatever curse had been laid on their town.

After all, it had been two years since the last sand snake attacks, so the idea that one good deed could permanently break the evil over this land wasn’t too far fetched. 

Doctor Polson was curious on how a woman so injured ended up way out in the desert like that. The fact she was alive was almost impossible.

Unfortunately for Dr. and Mrs. Polson, Ratchet Lady was very much alive. The couple was startled when she walked in on them watching a documentary on the Creech Manor slayings, which they realized was quite funny all of the sudden. 

Unfortunately, this is also when your jeep decided to breakdown just outside of town. Now you’re hot, thirsty, and stuck in a town inhabited by a maniac and her new friends. Also, why is the ground rumbling?

It’s Ratchet Lady at Utopia: https://discord.com/channels/871561110178902027/1510394765194297424/1510394990000345298

Welcome to the ultimate sleep study experience, courtesy of Marrek Warehouse.

We at Marrek Warehouse take pride in providing the perfect sleep environment for our guests. 

Why a warehouse, you may ask? Well who hasn’t slept on the job. Also, our doctor insisted. 

Just so you know, the doors do lock at 6:00 pm and won’t open again until you are dea— definitely satisfied with your results. 

Please don’t mind the screaming from the other patients. Nightmares are very normal. And if you do happen to dream of a boiler room…try not to touch the pipes.

It’s Dr. Fright at Marrek Warehouse: https://discord.com/channels/871561110178902027/1507549996369575986/1507550200644767897

Help Wanted:

Job: Experienced pet sitter who loves a bit of adventure. Also accepting any level of experience.

Location: Somewhere snowy and magical. Definitely not Antarctica. That would be crazy!

We can’t wait for you to meet our precious Alaskan Malmutes…and our resident alien. Don’t worry, it’s just a baby—completely harmless. We guarantee it will not grow up into a lethal killing machine. 

Please make sure to read the waiver very quickly. It’s just the same stuff you normally sign. We look forward to hearing from you!

-Station 2891 Crew!

I’m ambushing you in the middle of the night to drop the next challenge of Series 2 goodness. Come join us in playing the Evomorph at Station 2891 here: https://discord.com/channels/871561110178902027/1505127342702461020/1505127839232557168

Another year, another con. AJ and Evan and the rest of VRG are ready to roll with their new game in the FG universe, The Wolf Rides at Moonlight—the first spinoff of their Final Girl line. Of course there’s going to be cosplay—Red, Gretel, the Big Bad Wolf and others. Only…wait…that Big Bad Wolf costume looks a bit tattered…and bloody. And wasn’t there a Wolf heading into the convention halls? Surely that’s not…well, shit. Looks like there’s another monster to kill. Better find a box cutter, or better yet a large board game. Also, do you think the Big Bad Wolf sleeves its games?

Let’s start the next cycle off with a howl! Great time to join in if you haven’t already. It’s the Big Bad Wolf at Mega BGCon: https://discord.com/channels/871561110178902027/1502502089165766768/1502502269914976328