u/Mystically-Salty

RecycledGate: Busted by the Receipts Edition!

Jenna the Joke, do you really think you're being sly and outsmarting anybody? Posting old, recycled clips and passing them off as current DR content isn't fooling anybody! And trying to fool your own flock after all the support they've given you? Absolutely disgusting! Girl, the receipts have dates! 👀 And it doesn't stop there! Today's chicken picture with Puddles? Let me guess...another one from the recycled content vault! Visa shuffle, anyone? Same footage! New post! BUSTED!

u/Mystically-Salty — 4 days ago

VisaGate Continues - Shuffle, Shop & Recycle Edition!

Visa shuffle underway! Jenna the Joke who do you think you're fooling? Taking "some time off," yet the posts keep coming! Pre-shot content! Old pictures! Nice try! We already know the shuffle! Busted before takeoff! Sly isn't your strong suit!

u/Mystically-Salty — 5 days ago

ChargerGate -"Get Your Own"... Unless You're Jenna the Joke Edition!

Jenna the Joke strikes again! Tell us who's NOT the favorite child without telling us who's not the favorite child! Everyone has their own charger...until Jenna the Joke needs one! Then apparently everyone else's is fair game-and Mikey the Moocher is on fetch duty! Nothing charges faster than hypocrisy!

u/Mystically-Salty — 6 days ago

LeaseGate Continues: Pick a Story Edition! You. Did. Not. Buy. The. House!

Spin. Spin. Spin. The story changes every time she tells it! The receipts don't! See for yourself-the story is all over the place. Bottom line: a lease is not ownership! Keep spinning, Jenna the Joke! The Trolls have stacks on stacks of receipts! Storage, girl. LOTS of storage!

u/Mystically-Salty — 7 days ago

VisaGate Continues: The Story Isn't Flying Edition!

And here we go again...first the flights were booked. Then a couple days later, it was "taking some time off to deal with medical stuff." But wasn't the clinical trial supposed to pay for everything-including airfare? So why are you booking your own flights? Medical trip.... absolutely NOT! It's Visa Shuffle Time! The web of LIES she weaves! Keep talking-we've got the receipts, and you just keep giving us more!

u/Mystically-Salty — 8 days ago

VisaGate Continues - Busted by the Tickets: Visa Shuffle Edition!

Well, well, well, Jenna the Joke let the tickets slip! Very expensive tickets that were already booked ahead of time! Then suddenly it's "taking some time off" and "don't worry, everything's okay!" Funny, if this is medical, weren't the clinical trial flights supposed to be paid for? So why are YOU booking the expensive tickets? Coincidence...or is the Visa Shuffle about to begin? Sure looks that way! 👀 And we all know a trip back to "Mars" wouldn't be complete without a shopping spree! Sometimes the smallest slip tells the biggest story! Keep trying-the Trolls are always one step ahead!

u/Mystically-Salty — 9 days ago

Lockdown Gate Continues: Freedom, Flies & Filth Edition!

Well, well... the cats have finally been freed from lockdown. Wonder why...Reddit? 👀 And now the flies apparently have an explanation - the forgotten slug traps by the kitchen window! Meanwhile, the usual mess continues! Towels on the floor, stuff everywhere, countertops covered - just walk right by it and leave it there! Dirty boat, dirty rental house! Different location, same disaster! But somehow... she's exhausted!

u/Mystically-Salty — 10 days ago

VisaGate Continues: The Visa Shuffle: Leave. Shop. Reset. Return. Playing the Game!

Remember this? Yesterday: "Taking some time off and being away for a little bit." Visa shuffle time?

u/Mystically-Salty — 10 days ago

SaleGate Continues-Price Reduction Edition...Again!

Well, well, well...$455K ➡ $439K ➡$399K! Nothing says "we need money fast" quite like another price drop! How low can you go?

u/Mystically-Salty — 11 days ago

WeaveGate Continues - The Weave Has Been Unweaved: $65 of Regret Edition!

Jenna the Jokes has officially become unweaved! Funny how that $65 mistake disappeared after all the Reddit comments! 👀 Say they "fell out" all you want-we're not buying it! Chalk this ridiculous mess up to yet another failure! The hair may be gone, but the receipts are forever!

u/Mystically-Salty — 11 days ago

VisaGate: Medical Excuse Edition!

Just taking some time off to deal with some health stuff! Followed by several reminders that "everything's okay!" Well, well...is it visa time already? Exhausted from what exactly? You do NOTHING all day, every day!

u/Mystically-Salty — 11 days ago

WeaveGate Continues: Waterboy Edition!

Jenna the Joke can't stop admiring the synthetic hair and says strangers are complimenting that disastrous mop in the grocery store! Delusion strikes again! Meet Waterboy: Crap wanders around with a confused look, watering the plants like he's trying to look busy! Pathetic lazy freeloader! She feels like a mermaid? The ending speaks for itself!

u/Mystically-Salty — 13 days ago

Lockdown Gate Continues: Prison Break Edition!

Eight hours overnight in the yard...and they never went anywhere! So why the daytime lockdown, Jenna the Joke? If your solution is keeping cats locked in a bedroom all day, maybe cats aren't for you! They deserve better!

u/Mystically-Salty — 15 days ago

WeaveGate Continues: Real Hair Edition!

So.... now Jenna the Joke wants "real hair!" Girl, just STOP! Just really STOP! This is NOT the look! Unweave the weave! What's even scarier? She thinks it looks good!

u/Mystically-Salty — 15 days ago

StoveGate: Shocked Edition!

There's always a new problem, a new complaint, or something that suddenly needs fixing! Today's episode? The stove! And somehow another full conversation with someone who supposedly doesn't speak English! And where's Crap? Oh yeah.... busy doing nothing in the pool!

u/Mystically-Salty — 16 days ago

ClutterGate: Decor Edition!

Jenna the Joke loves finally having a rental house to decorate, wants to stay home, and Crap doesn't like clutter! From boat chaos to rental house chaos! Decorating isn't in the budget.... stay tuned! Flock, can you hear her?

u/Mystically-Salty — 16 days ago

DonutGate: So Much for Healthy Eating!

For people who claim to eat healthy there's sure a lot of junk food! Jenna the Joke is certainly putting on the pounds! #AlwaysEating

u/Mystically-Salty — 17 days ago

FlippingGate: The 10-Pound Hair Flip!

It's her versus the synthetic hair.... and the synthetic keeps winning! Jenna the Joke thinks this is a great look! It's a total disaster...from start to finish!

u/Mystically-Salty — 17 days ago