u/N0LIofFORSAKEN

Okay so as I mentioned before I'm making my Noli more specifically an AU of Noli. Called the Director's Cut AU and-

SHUT UP.

Huh.

You heard me. Quiet.

But-

SHUSH. I'm making this my post now.

Okay but can you at least explain things in an easy to read font?

Better?

There you-

Good, now. Let's skip the boring stuff.

The Lore (According to [REDACTED].)

***So basically [***REDACTED] Noli took over Robloxia and now just kinda runs everything as a show. It was fun doing that. And so that's how things are. (Also it got a cool name, The Director.)

The Characters in what you guys call the "Realm" are called Actors, beings The Director either found interesting, or found useful. There are rules to every exception. Out of every actor in the roster in your "Realm", one is missing.

Of course, The Director is easy to entertain. But he's also greedy as shit.

Which is why it's here. If you can promise it entertainment greater than what it has, it will come immediately. And what's more fun than pain and suffering? Not much.

The only problem is that to get from its own AU to here, it's opened some rifts kinda. And that's where the Actors that you'll see around here come in.

LET'S MEET THE CAST [Again, according to REDACTED.]:

Noob - Isn't this the drunk wimp?

Yknow that isn't all they are right? Like they have hobbies and shit right?

You think I care? NEXT.

Shedletsky - Oh good I guy I actually remember. He was one of the Admins who survived the "Admin Specials". Not like his life isn't in danger, given that his is in MY HANDS. But hey, he spends more time protecting others than himself anyways. Loser.

Elliot - I hate this guy, he banned The Director from his pizza joint and I actually liked his pizzas :<

I don't think that's a valid reason to hate him... also you actually have to DESCRIBE him.

Oh yeah, one wrong word and he beats you up.

Not even close to accurate, but whatever.

ASPX - Oh yeah I lowkey just stole him from another universe, he's just here.

OTHER IMPORTANT INFO (NOT ACCORDING TO [REDACTED], IT JUST GIVES IT'S INPUT):

Hey wait, why no according to me?

Let me do this.

No fair.

- Director Noli is engaged to a 007n7 from another world (u/Mei-Lin11 mentioned)

- Elliot is getting shipped with Slasher (u/Mei-Lin11 again)

-Also Noob is getting with Sixer (u/Mei-Lin11 x3)

- And Shedletsky is staying alone unless I can bully someone into being Builderman

*cough cough* BUMS all of them *cough cough*

- Oh also, [REDACTED] isn't the Spectre

Oki doki if you read all this, good job! If you want to interact with [REDACTED] you can :D

My variant of Noli is getting a slight lore rework, and is now going to be an AU of Noli (still at M4).

He's still gonna remember everything that's happened though.

Okay bye have fun :D

*"What a wonderful performance."*

And yet, isn't that true for every performance? This gold standard for you, remember when you wished to be this good? So long long ago. In fact, it's been so long that it no longer matters. You know that deep in your heart. You're the top. The PERFECT showman. Those who you interact with are weaker than you. Useless. With very little exception.

Look in the mirror. Look how perfect you are. You alone are this perfect. That's why you glow brighter, are brighter. The best on any stage. The best on every stage. That's why your blood doesn't coat the stage. Because THEY are worthless extras. You're the main character. In fact, now that you think about it... Not only is this what the audience wants, and what you want, but this is needed too. Scenes would get too crowded with too many side characters.

Besides, if you just stood there, you wouldn't have gotten this far by just letting the useless side characters exist.

Even if they're also your followers.

You are their god, and they'd die for you. You yourself make this abundantly clear. They make their devotion known by actually dying for you. DYING. The one thing useless side characters love most is life. And these followers actually want to throw theirs away. FOR YOU.

Which is more proof you are the greatest. You will always be the greatest. You always were the greatest.

This is the perfect time to work on your next act. All look forward to it. And those who say they don't are either lying or jealous. Jealous that they will never be as good as you.

Do not keep them waiting, Director Noli.

[Noli was in the Void with Dr. Vance, a new, completely willing, 100% loyal follower for his cult.]

Lets get you all settled in on the stage!

(REDDIT THIS IS ROLEPLAY)

(Well I made it in the discord server I think that counts)

[Noli brings 1x1x1x1 and John to a place in the Void that he though he would never see again. To John Doe and 1x, it seemed like a regular room. The didn't see the operation tables waiting for them...]

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Time to do this again... after so long!

[Noli had arrived to Annihilation's base. He simply neededto wait for the weaker Noli and his Void Star to show up.]

What a grand performance this will be, and a perfect perfect perfect way to get rid off some of those leftover explosives I had! That puppet and his puppetmaster better not take too long...

-[Arc: Noli's Masks]-

So apparently, it takes the other Noli more than five minutes to regenerate, which is just sad. Anyways, now I have to wait for him to 'heal' or whatever. So while I wait, can anyone tell me where Annihilation's base is? I wanna have a word with him...

[Noli's Void Star glows unnaturally bright, as if it's excited for some reason.]

-[Arc: Noli's Mask]-