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▲ 49 r/WWEAustin_Theory

You’re trying for a baby, but you just can’t get the job done? Step back bro. Let me take care of your wife. You’ll have a kid in no time.

u/N3oYakubianHorseman — 8 days ago
▲ 15 r/WWEAustin_Theory

Even with all his money and success, Theory is still willing to do whatever it takes to have more. Would you be his dirty old sugar daddy?

u/N3oYakubianHorseman — 14 days ago
▲ 2 r/WWEAustin_Theory+1 crossposts

MAJOR NEWS: AUSTIN THEORY IS VINCE MCMAHON’S BIOLOGICAL SON

Figure 1: Comparison chart proving the generic similarities between the two.

Figure 2: Vince and Shane hold the newborn Theory.

Figure 3: Roman Reigns verbatim says McMahon is Theory’s father. Taken as an insult at the time, perhaps a nod revealing Roman knows the truth?

Figure 4: Leaked private testimony where Vince swears under oath that he is Theory’s father.

u/N3oYakubianHorseman — 14 days ago