u/Natural_Plastic_6222

We’re doing roughly $500k in annual sales and are exploring exit options. Would love to hear from founders/operators who’ve actually sold theirs.
Specifically:
• What multiple or valuation did you achieve? (e.g., X times monthly/annual revenue, total sale price, etc.)
• What avenues worked best for generating serious buyer leads? (brokers, marketplaces, industry networks, direct outreach, etc.)
• How long did the whole process take from deciding to sell to closing?
• Any major lessons or things you’d do differently?
Happy to move to DMs if you want to keep details private. Appreciate any real experiences thanks in advance!

Hello, looking to raise $200k for absolutely nothing.
No business plan. No pitch deck. No product. No revenue model. Definitely no exit strategy.
Just give me the money and I’ll send you occasional updates like “still doing nothing 👍🏼” and maybe a blurry selfie from my couch.
Equity? Zero. Returns? Lmao. What you get in return is the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing you helped a guy continue doing jack shit.
Serious inquiries only (must be able to wire funds immediately and have no follow-up questions).
DM me if you’re an accredited investor with good decision-making skills.