u/Negative-Cattle-8136

10.7% terps, 4/16/26 package date, testing included: https://lims.tagleaf.com/coas/8SAafzbjPhJJTFHNM3801tdaxkyFwkHofbataHtki3QUp9MWeD

🧬: Z x ? x ?

👀 / 👃🏻: Oil colors are honey like, dark golden hues. The darkest I’ve seen in a while. Probably a good cure on it 👍🏻 Smells are room filling sweet milky gassy Z terps. It really does invoke a chalky like sprinkle smell.

👅: Tastes are fucking crazy on this, straight Z and fruity milky gas. It honestly reminds me of a milky soapy fruit smoothie, very berry sweet and candy like, strong grapefruit and sweet Z influence. The initial taste I’m hit with while inhaling is just straight Grapefruit Z, very staining, also getting some laundry detergent type soap gas. On the exhale more of that Zoapy / Rainbow Guava / RS11 / Cereal Milk / Cookies / Gelato gas mouth coat happens. Really strong staining flavor. My guess for the unknown genetics on this would probably be those that I listed above just based off of previous terp experiences.

🧠: Strong frontal lobe headrush type effects so far. Has me locked in and in a euphoric focused mood. Good chest expansion as well. Feeling it behind my eyes strongly, some eye weight but also some straining.

🍃: Look at the concentrations of terps on this, probably the most linalool I’ve ever seen. First time I’ve ever seen citronellol this high. Some really strong and unique flavors here. Hardly any myrcene in this at all. High caryophyllene levels giving it a bitter gassington taste / mouth stain.

8.1% terps, 4/13/26 package date, testing included: https://lims.tagleaf.com/coas/XwpnomjiEatL9tylFPgWkDmPTEOZNCGTIPs3HSH9Lsbz7dDU0R

🧬: Han Solo Hash Plant x Double Burger

👀 / 👃🏻: Beautiful golden hues on the material, perfectly matches the golden font color. Smells out the tube are potent sharp potent rubber gasses, vinegar like aromas, glue funks, “green” vibes akin to eucalyptus and citrus but not sweet at all.

👅: Tastes leave me very interested and left me little confused at first, I was getting some strong vinegar like funks, almost a eucalyptus and lime like funk. Then some very potent glue like gasses started to take over. Honestly if you’re expecting a GMO like Chem influenced gas, this is not for you. I definitely get a heavy myrcene influenced fresh mushroom type flavor, like how fresh dirt mushrooms taste / smell. That mixed with a very strong glue taste with the vinegar and peppery hash tastes are the dominant funks I’m getting. Initially you get hit with that limonene / myrcene hash like taste for the initial flavor stain, then that glue like “green” mushrooms vibe comes in as the flavor progresses for a nice mouth coat. Very enjoyable flavors. If you enjoy hashy rosin like flavors this is definitely in that realm, idk how much more to explain it than that tbh.

🧠: This will start off as a headrush type of experience. Strong energy rush in my frontal lobe, while also feeling some excitement and uplifting feelings in my mid body. Good gut relief feelings with this, and a munchie inducer. This isn’t a front loaded mega rush type experience though, it’s a smooth come up that leads to a sedating come down.

🛒: Typical hardware issues as of late detected. Having bad air hole wicking problems with this so far.

🧬: GMOB 23 x Purple Papaya

👀 / 👃🏻: People online been saying Bryantists work is dry and crystallizes 😂 This is one of the wettest jars I’ve had in a minute for sure. Crazy terp poolage with this and some room defining smells. Smells I’m getting out the jar are sweet savory green papaya funks, acrylic paints, peeling wall paint, eucalyptus funks, and glue gassingtons. Getting some good “green” vibes with this, not that sweet surprisingly. Definitely has that papaya signature gas on the nose.

👅: Tastes are nothing like the nose from this at all in a good way. This is heavily GMO forward. Getting that very distinct duct tape glue chemical taste, with more of the savory funky papaya tastes coming as the dab progresses / settles. I’d say the GMOB side is very staining, that’s the first upfront strong flavor experienced, with the fruity funky gas acting as the mouth coat after those initial flavors have dispersed. The flavor coat on this lasts for a long time, for 30+ minutes I was going about my day after the dab just tasting how duct tape smells mixed with that savory gas. Very pleased with the terps on this as I am the worlds top GMO enjoyer. If there are no GMO enjoyers left in the world I am dead.

🧠: Some strong body energy rushes with this actually. This hits my headtop and behind my eyes like a fucking truck but juices me up otherwise. Good energy and mood boosts with this. Hardly any sedation. Also get some good gut melting stress relief effects with this. All in all a good gut / body high for me is what I’m experiencing. This is also a STRONG chest expander, hardly any sinus clearing though which is the best of both worlds for me personally.