u/Neon_1984

⚜️ The time within 5 hours of arriving (Not Gay) Ryan refused to room with Knight because he was too masculine and had bad hair, trauma dumped, asked the gang to all name the street drugs they do and told Jemmye she was “asking to get gorilla r*ped” for leaving the house in a thigh length skirt.

u/Neon_1984 — 21 hours ago

⚜️ The time Knight, McKenzie, Preston, Jemmye, Eric, Sahar, Ryan, and Ashlee arrived in New Orleans and began their journey on The Real World for the very first time.

u/Neon_1984 — 2 days ago

⚜️ PREVIEW: The time the incredible vibes of the Saints winning the Super Bowl were destroyed when Ryan called Preston a f*****, Preston rubbed his balls on Ryan’s boxers, Ryan stuffed Preston’s cigarettes down his pants and Preston urinated on Ryan’s toothbrush (The RW: Back to New Orleans - 2010)

u/Neon_1984 — 3 days ago

🏛️ The Lostish Real World: New Orleans Reunion (Part III): Danny, the gay Brad Pitt, on constantly being accosted by crazy women, Jamie on being portayed as a reformed racist, a round of class superlatives and some 1999 John Mayer sends us home.

u/Neon_1984 — 4 days ago

🏛️ The Lostish Real World: New Orleans Reunion (Part II): A revisiting of the time the swampboat tour guide made a racist bird joke, David on being referred to by Julie as “colored” folk, Danny on choosing privacy over advocacy, and Matt is just delighted by the flavor of everyone’s character.

u/Neon_1984 — 5 days ago

🏛️ The Lostish Real World New Orleans Reunion (Part 1): Julie is not overzeal-e-ous about getting kicked out of Baylor, an introduction to Matt’s cyber girlfriend as Julie grins awkwardly, David on David and KeIIey looks uncomfortable being part of the circus (11/16/2000)

u/Neon_1984 — 6 days ago

🇲🇽 Epilogue: The RW Reunion (Part III): Jonna gets caught in a lie, screws over yet another person (Ayiiia) & gets two fresh holes punched in her head, Emilee & Ayiiia disagree on whether they diddled, and Joey dodges a bullet by exiting just before the gang is forced to awkwardly dance to LMFAO.

u/Neon_1984 — 7 days ago

🇲🇽 Epilogue: The RW Cancun Reunion (Part II): Jonna (fresh off of screwing over Pat the Canadian beanpole post filming) plays dumb about all the people she screwed over while filming and can’t understand why ex-boyfriend Matt won’t hang out with her anymore (certifiably grimy behavior in CJ’s book)

u/Neon_1984 — 8 days ago

🇲🇽 Epilogue: The Real World Cancun Reunion (Pt I): Emilee storms off the set so Joey tells her to drop dead and “get off your period, dude”, CJ’s not like the other girls who go into acting after the RW but he might go into acting after the RW, and Derek & Jonna look uncomfortable at the circus.

u/Neon_1984 — 9 days ago

🇲🇽 The End of The Road (Part III): The time Derek, Jonna, CJ, Bronne, Ayiiia, Emilee, Jasmine and Joey said goodbye to the ME resort, Cancun and their time on The Real World for the very last time. It’s been a fun rewatch, thanks for joining 🫡

u/Neon_1984 — 10 days ago

🇲🇽 The End of The Road (Part II): The time the gang returned to the restaurant where they met on day one for a wholesome final roommates dinner. Plus, Ayiiia deals with the fallout of having sex with Joey and breaks the news to her boyfriend back home.

u/Neon_1984 — 13 days ago

🇲🇽 The End of the Road (Part I): The time Joey made a suprise return for the last 3 days in the house and brought such good vibes that Ayiiia accidentally had sex with him after too much tequila. Plus, Emilee narrowly avoids a three way and apologizes to Bronne for defiling his zombie magazine.

u/Neon_1984 — 14 days ago

🇲🇽 The time intrahouse relations hit a new low when Bronne stormed the house, gave the girls a quick TedTalk on World War II and compared a tickled Ayiiia to Hitler and Emilee to Mussolini before storming out with middle fingers in the air. Plus, Jonna cartoonishly feigns an injury for attention.

u/Neon_1984 — 15 days ago

🇲🇽 The Hangover (Pt II): The time CJ asked Derek & Bronne nicely not to act like idiots in the stands during his big NFL tryout so Derek & Bronne act like idiots in the stands during his big NFL tryout. Plus, Bronne rages & likens Emilee to 1938 HitIer for drunkenly tapdancing on his zombie magazine

u/Neon_1984 — 16 days ago

🇲🇽 The Hangover (Part I): The time CJ and Derek celebrate never having to see Christina from StudentCity.com again by punching a local and getting thrown in Mexican jail hours before CJ’s big NFL tryout in Las Vegas. Plus, CJ makes it a boys trip and surprises Derek & Bronne with plane tickets.

u/Neon_1984 — 17 days ago

🇲🇽 Sunday B-Sides: The Real World Cancun Sh#t They Should Have Shown (Part IV): Derek and CJ get thrown in Mexican jail and bump into Bronne in their cell, Five of the gang get matching Real World tattoos, Joey gets a “F*** MTV” tattoo, and Bronne loves Matt more than Jonna does

u/Neon_1984 — 18 days ago

🇲🇽 Saturday B-Sides: The Real World Cancun Sh#t They Should Have Shown (Part III): Emilee gets wasted and throws air punches, Jonna is like lol I actually did kiss CJ and lied to Matt about it, Jasmine might hate Mexicans, Ayiiia eats chicken wings like a dog & Bronne remains overstimulated.

u/Neon_1984 — 19 days ago

🇲🇽 The time Ayiiia was afraid that big mouth Emilee would blab to Jasmine about her three way so Ayiiia took Jasmine to a hookah bar and blabbed about her three way. Plus, Jonna & Ayiiia bond over how they are the real victims of making dumb decisions and lying to their loved ones about it.

u/Neon_1984 — 20 days ago

🇲🇽 The time Ayiiia made a 90’s teen movie style bet with her friend from back home that she could have sex with Jonna before the end of the school year and accidentally found herself in a three way with Jonna and Pat the Canadian beanpole.

u/Neon_1984 — 21 days ago

🇲🇽 The time Jonna had a good chuckle at boyfriend Matt going on a five day hunger strike and threatening to wander into traffic upon learning that she had sex with Pat the Canadian beanpole before bonding with Jasmine over how unapologetically terrible she treated her.

u/Neon_1984 — 22 days ago