u/Neon_1984 — reddlx

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⚜️ Epilogue: Ryan on the mystery of the stolen percocets, Knight on being periodically awful and Sahar on why Pablo is actually just a swell guy who got a bad edit - The Real World: NOLA 2 Reunion (Part 2)

u/Neon_1984 — 6 days ago

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⚜️ Friday B-Sides: Ashlee has a few shots of everclear and a lifetime ban from Crescent City Brewhouse, Sahar would kindly prefer not see Knight’s balls, Eric arm-wrestles Ryan for ear tugging privileges and Knight plants a murder weapon in McKenzie’s bed (The S##t They Should Have Shown: Part 2)

u/Neon_1984 — 13 days ago

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⚜️ The time national treasure Sahar’s boyfriend Pablo, quite possibly the biggest idiot to ever pop in for an episode, drinks a bottle of Grey Goose with his breakfast pancakes, tries to hit on McKenzie and nearly ruins Sahar’s big singing debut before Eric, the hero we all need, cleans up the mess.

u/Neon_1984 — 14 days ago

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⚜️ The time Loretta from the shelter had a 5am chat with Knight about not wasting his potential after he squandered a sack of flour from the homeless kitchen to ruin Eric’a morning and got himself punched in the face by Jemmye for being verbally abusive.

u/Neon_1984 — 15 days ago

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⚜️ Sunday B-Sides: Ryan drops his pants and demonstrates the helicopter, the camel-toe and the ol’ meatball sub, Knight shoves Ashlee’s hello kitty plush down his pants and shows us all his balls & poor Ashlee is tricked into thinking the house is haunted (The Sh#t The Should Have Shown: Pt 1)

u/Neon_1984 — 18 days ago

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⚜️ The Exodus of Ryan (Part II): The time Ryan and his family playing with each other’s balls was too much for Sahar and Ashlee before Ryan had a good chuckle at getting wasted and losing the car in New Orleans and refusing to go find it, sending our rising hero Eric into a murderous rage.

u/Neon_1984 — 20 days ago

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⚜️ The Exodus of Ryan (Part I): The time Ryan’s time in the house began to draw to an end as his weird behavior escalated and his toxic puffy haired brother and cousin came for a visit. Meanwhile, it’s a mixed bag for Preston as he meets a nice fella but gets his twelve-incher swallowed by a husky.

u/Neon_1984 — 21 days ago

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⚜️ The time Loretta from the homeless shelter browbeat Knight into realizing he needed to apologize to Sahar, leading to him introducing her at the big open mic night where she forgot the words to her song and was rescued by Eric who suddenly transformed into the most charismatic man in New Orleans.

u/Neon_1984 — 22 days ago

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⚜️ St. Patrick’s Day Massacre (The Morning After): The time the gang put the broken pieces back together and rallied around Jemmye as she finally got help from the battered women’s shelter and admitted to her mom that she had been a victim of domestic abuse.

u/Neon_1984 — 27 days ago

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⚜️ St Patrick’s Day Massacre (Part II): The time Jemmye tried to walk home to Mississippi through traffic in the middle of the night too drunk to walk before playing a crazy song on the piano and realizing she might need help (with MVP performances from Sahar and Ashlee). Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

u/Neon_1984 — 28 days ago

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⚜️ St. Patrick’s Day Massacre (Pt I): The time Jemmye was uplifted by a trip to a battered women’s shelter before nearly drinking herself to death after a day out with Knight. Meanwhile, Ryan bonds with a homeless man and talks religion with Sahar and Ashlee while volunteering on St. Patrick’s Day

u/Neon_1984 — 29 days ago

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⚜️ The Dark Knight Rises (Part 2): The time Knight doubled down on his verbal abuse of Jemmye before turning his anger on McKenzie and Eric for telling her that perhaps she shouldn’t let him treat her like trash. Meanwhile, in a fleeting moment of positivity, Preston overcomes his fear of hammers.

u/Neon_1984 — 30 days ago

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⚜️ The Dark Knight Rises (Part 1): The time Knight pointlessly verbally abused a dead eyed Jemmye into tears before turning his attention to Sahar who in turn referred to him as an overweight child with a tooth gap she could drive her car through.

u/Neon_1984 — 1 month ago

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⚜️ The time the gang banded together for Katrina disaster relief (except Ryan who “doesn’t build houses, I do hair”) before homophobic tensions escalate while everyone is forced to pretend to love the sad soup at Subway™. Plus, Knight and McKenzie’s flirting in front of a wasted Jemmye ends poorly.

u/Neon_1984 — 1 month ago

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⚜️ The time Jemmye’s mom visited and Knight’s wifebeater clad greeting and wildly inappropriate jokes about wanting to feel up her boobs miraculously managed to win her over in the end. Meanwhile, one woman band Theresa Andersson invites Sahar to her kitchen to teach her how to sing.

u/Neon_1984 — 1 month ago

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⚜️ The time, in one of the most ridiculous sequences in Real World history, the police arrive to question Preston about urinating on Ryan’s things before Ryan grins like a serial killer, hugs Preston, reconciles with him after a day at the homeless shelter & then shreds his debit card for no reason.

u/Neon_1984 — 1 month ago

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⚜️ The time Ryan tried to meet Preston by the bike racks after school to beat him up after learning he urinated on his toothbrush, but cooler heads prevailed and instead Ryan just called the police to the house on accusations that carry a maximum prison term of 5 years.

u/Neon_1984 — 1 month ago

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⚜️ It's Good Vibes Labor Day as McKenzie has a chance enounter with the guardian angel of not blackout drinking, Eric teaches Preston the electric slide, Jorge from WWOZ forgives Ashlee & Preston for being awful nepo hires and Knight tells Jemmye he loves her after learning about her difficult past.

u/Neon_1984 — 1 month ago

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⚜️ The time Jemmye was dramatically forced to choose between her boyfriend Kodi (a man of few words who treats her like total trash) and Knight (a man of many words who treats her only mostly like trash) when Kodi’s college basketball team visited nearby LSU.

u/Neon_1984 — 1 month ago

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⚜️ The time gang was like McKenzie maybe you shouldn’t get blackout drunk and hang all over that pervy 40 year old man so McZenzie got drunk and hung all over that pervy 40 year old man. Meanwhile, Ryan and Preston curse each other via voodoo dolls and then make up over cigarettes.

u/Neon_1984 — 1 month ago