

Waterland Madness 3 - Spirals and Terraces - I did it!
I'm Safe.. now to rebuild and take over. Or go outside.. I forget what the sun looks like.


I'm Safe.. now to rebuild and take over. Or go outside.. I forget what the sun looks like.
OK so having sunk.. literally .. and wasted far too much time on this level.. here's my recommendations.
Off we go, to the drain. Maybe this will help (hint, it did not)
What a nice looking village. be a shame if it went.... totally underwater
Even my 'escape' bridge to the healthy part is stuffed
You think this is a bad flood. it's not.
Don't bother digging. I don't think it helped. Maybe it did.
map
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3774024044
If you've beaten timberpunk and like the idea of inevitable demise, then this is the map for you.
I recommend saving every day...
So basically, this map keeps kicking my butt.
It starts off hard, and just gets harder.
Then you finally get somewhere, and something explodes.
Then you get somewhere else, and that explodes too.
Then you're minding your own business, getting some proper water storage, and an ungodly wave of badtide literally floods your entire world.
I've gone down to 1 beaver a few times, and I don't think I can mentally go in for another round.
I'll post the map in the comments once I figure out how to find the map name.
EDIT : Waterland Madness 3 - Spirals and Terraces
"Clean" badwater management with automation and tunnels. Now we can use the big hole for a damn without much wood.
I kept all the rivers, so probably losing far more on evap than I should but meh.
Islands.
Eventually you get to the point where the seasons don't matter.. I consider that a win.
I actually found this map MUCH harder now that they've added bad water.. a few restarts after some accidentally palced step resulted in mass beaver 'death' before decontamination was a thing.
I like playing on hard and editing the 'longest drought' variable before starting.
Will we survive the 100 day drought?
Your guide to your first side of beef
Have you ever considered what happens when you decide to bypass the grocery store and source your meat directly from the pasture? Having a full cow butchered specifically for your family might sound like a massive undertaking, but it is one of the most cost-effective, sustainable, and rewarding ways to stock your freezer with high-quality protein.
We've done the hard work for you
Whether your goal is to buy a cow to secure your food supply against inflation, or you simply crave the unbeatable taste of farm-fresh meat, navigating the world of bulk beef purchasing can feel overwhelming for beginners. This comprehensive guide will walk you through the entire process—from finding a farmer to organizing your freezer—so you can make an informed, confident purchase.
For many families, the decision to purchase whole cow meat directly from a local source stems from a desire for transparency. When you shop at a supermarket, the origin of your beef is often a mystery. By working directly with a farmer, you know exactly how the animal was raised, what it ate, and how it was processed.
If a full animal seems like too much food, you don’t necessarily have to buy a whole cow.
Many farms on Farmer To Fridge allow you to buy a 1/8th, quarter or half a cow. Just remember, the bigger you go, better value and greater control you have over how every single cut is processed.
We've done the legwork!
The first step in your journey is finding a reputable source - good job you're halfway there. On Farmer To Fridge, we've found great farms already!
But, now you have to choose between farms!
You should consider the following when picking your side of beef! All of the following infomation (and more) is available on Farmer To Fridge!
Understanding Dressed and Boxed Weights
When you transition from buying individual steaks to buying bulk sides of beef, the terminology changes. Understanding how pricing works is crucial to avoid sticker shock.
When an animal is harvested, the initial weight drops significantly. The dressing percentage of beef cattle refers to the weight of the carcass after the head, hide, hooves, and internal organs are removed. For most beef cattle, this sits at around 60% to 63% of the live weight.
Once dressed, the carcass goes into the freezer. This is where you must understand beef hanging weight vs take-home weight. You are typically charged based on the hanging weight (dressed weight) (the weight of the un-butchered, hanging carcass). However, as the butcher removes bones, gristle, and excess fat to create your steaks and roasts, the weight decreases again by about 25% to 35%.
All you need to know is if your product is sold on a Dressed Weight, or a Boxed Weight.
Every product on Farmer To Fridge has an indicator explaining which weight class you're purchasing.
Boxed weight = what you'll recieve in your freezer.
Dressed weight, multiplied by about 65% = Boxed Weight. Farms sell on a dressed weight basis when a 'cut sheet' is provided as customer 'cut and pack' choices effect your yield.
and breaking down the beef!
The average cost per kgfor whole beef usually consists of two separate parts, but with Farmer To Fridge, you just pay once when your order.
Even with both fees combined, the final take-home price per kg is typically much lower than retail prices for premium cuts like ribeyes and tenderloins.
Average cost per kg for a side of beef from most farms is under $20/kg DELIVERED to your door.
Cut and Pack Instructions
One of the greatest benefits of bulk purchasing is having your beef cut exactly the way you want it.
The Aging Process
Before the butcher’s knife even touches the carcass, it must age. The dry aging process for beef carcasses involves hanging the meat in a climate-controlled cooler for 10 to 21 days. This allows natural enzymes to break down the muscle tissue, tenderizing the meat and deeply concentrating its flavor.
Instructing the Butcher
After your side of beef is aged, your butcher will follow the 'cut sheet' instructions you filled out when you placed your order. On Farmer To Fridge we've simplified this process so you can answer all the questions quickly and easily online.
Each farm may work with a different butcher so it's important to compare products and options when you order. This can easily be done online on the Farmer To Fridge platform.
our custom beef cut sheet instructions will dictate how the primal cuts of a beef carcass (the large sections like the chuck, rib, loin, round, flank, brisket, and plate) are broken down into sub-primals and individual retail cuts.
If this sounds confusing, don't worry.. our cut sheets have pictures and tips to make the process very easy!
Making the Most of your purchase
If you want to get the most out of your side of beef, then we recommend requesting as many "bone in" options as provided by the butcher. Whenever you remove bone, you'll lose some meat (stuck to the bone) .. and you'll also have more 'waste" put in your ground beef.
Bigger is better, if you can fit it in!
Whole Cow: Yields roughly 140 to 160kg of take-home meat (Boxed weight) . Ideal for large families (5+ people) or those splitting the order with neighbors. You get full customization of both the front and hindquarters.
Half a Cow: Yields around 70 to 80 kg of meat. When you buy half a cow, you still get a full variety of cuts from both the front (chuck/rib) and back (loin/round) of the animal. It is perfect for a family of four eating beef a few times a week.
Quarter Cow: Yields about 35 to 40kg of meat. Often sold as a "split half," meaning you get an even mix of cuts from both the front and rear quarters rather than just a front or hind quarter. This is a great entry point for couples or individuals.
Eighth Cow: Yields about 16 to 20kg of meat. This is a mixed pack with cuts from the whole side of beef. Think of it as a side, evenly split between 4 people. This is a great pack for couples, or those with smaller freezers. Be warned, you'll only get 2 of each steak at this size pack!
When the meat is cut, how it is packaged will determine how long it lasts. You will usually be given a choice regarding packaging: vacuum sealing vs bulk pack.
For a large investment like a whole or half cow, vacuum sealing is almost always the superior choice to protect your investment. Most Farmer To Fridge farmers supply vacuum sealed meat by default.
The biggest logistical hurdle of buying bulk beef is storage space. So, how much freezer space for whole steer do you actually need?
We cover this topic in depth elsewhere, so I will just provide a short summary.. but the best news is that each product on the Farmer To Fridge platform has a Freezer Size guide!
For a 1/8th of a cow, you'll need at least an empty "Standard" fridge / freezer combo.
For anything larger, like a 1/4 cow or above, we recommend at least a 200L chest freezer.
When dealing with bulk beef storage requirements and shelf life, organization is key. Keep your freezer as cold as possible! When properly vacuum-sealed and kept at a stable, freezing temperature, your beef will easily maintain its quality, flavor, and texture for 12 to 14 months.
Pro Tips:
Packing As you load your freezer, categorize the meat. Put ground beef in one section, roasts in another, and premium steaks in a separate basket. Keep an inventory list taped to the top of the freezer lid so you don't lose track of cuts hidden at the bottom!
New Freezer Alternatively if you're buying a freezer for storing Half A Cow, consider an upright freezer with drawers.
Stop the Stick! When packing your meat away, make sure you return to the freezer about 1 hour after you have finished unpacking. Move everthing around (take it out, rotate it etc) this prevents the meat from "sticking" to the sides or forming onto the other packets while it undergoes the freezing process.
Purchasing a full cow butchered to your exact specifications is more than just a grocery run; it is a lifestyle shift towards sustainable eating and food independence. While the upfront cost and logistical planning require some effort, the payoff is immense. You gain access to a freezer full of premium, locally raised protein, customized perfectly to your family’s culinary preferences.
By understanding the differences between live and hanging weights, confidently filling out your cut sheet, and properly preparing your freezer space, you can transform what seems like a daunting process into a highly rewarding annual tradition. Find your local farmer on Farmer To Fridge today, and change how you buy meat forever!