TRAITORS IN OUR MIDST
HELLO ENCLAVE!
This is ENB and I am your host, Operator Warde!
Now, I bring you alarming news, but don’t freak out! I assure you that the President and his administration have everything under control! That being said, THERE ARE TRAITORS AMONG US!!!! IT COULD BE YOUR NEIGHBOR, YOUR FRIEND, YOUR DOG, YOU, IT COULD EVEN BE ME, (Ive been watching me very carefully and I think it might be me!). SCRUTINIZE EVERYTHING, TRUST NOTHING BUT THE PRESIDENT! THERE ARE BROTHERHOOD SYMPATHIZERS AMONG US! SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING FRIENDS! WE MUST ROOT OUT THESE PARASITES NOW SO THAT THEY CANT STOP THE TRUTH OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY FROM RETURNING TO OUR RIGHTFULLY CLAIMED LAND! AMMMEEEERRRRIICCCCAAAAAA!!!!
Well, that’s all for today folks! I’m Operator Warde, you’re listening to ENB, the only Radio station that has America’s best interests in mind and music, and remember, anybody could be a traitor, so watch your back! God bless the Enclave and God bless you friend!