Slightly Unhinged Recruitment
Guild ID: 10270988
Unhinged ♿ is an intentionally small EU PvX guild that somehow functions despite being powered almost entirely by executive dysfunction and collective delusion.
If you're looking for a guild where people:
- bully each other over typos
- don't walk on eggshells
- have an occasionally functioning brain cell
- somehow still clear content together...
...you'll probably fit right in.
What we're looking for
- Alive (preferred)
- EU
- Level 95+
- 1000 weekly activity
- active players
- 18+
- Voice chat is optional
- Having a personality is not
What we offer
- PvE and PvP
- Active Discord
- Guild activities
- Zero internal drama tolerance (we still like getting some outside tea)
- Stupid humour
- Discord naming rights for whoever gets the best time in Breaking Army
- Peer-reviewed bullying
We're a relatively small guild by choice. We'd rather have 25 people who genuinely enjoy hanging out than 70 strangers who never say a word. We talk a lot. Sometimes about the game. Often about things that would concern a therapist. We're recruiting active players who enjoy terrible humour and want to become part of a caring community. DM me or just apply ~
Don't let a disability, chronic illness or neurodivergence stop you from applying. We care far more about whether you're a decent human than whether your brain or body comes with factory defects.
Guild Events Schedule (CEST)
Monday: Breaking Army 18:00-20:00 / Guild Party 20:00
Tuesday: Showdown 19:00-21:00 / Guild Party 20:00
Wednesday: Guild Party 20:00
Thursday: Showdown 19:00-21:00 / Guild Party 20:00
Friday: Breaking Army 18:00-20:00 / Guild Party 20:00
Saturday: Guild Heros Realm 18:00 / Guild Party 20:00 / Guild War 20:30 League + 3-4 Rankeds
Sunday: Guild Party 20:00 / Guild War 20:30 League (+ Ranked if we feel like it)