u/Oddball-CSM

Image 1 — I'm stiff baffled by the Diamond Select Lucy and Van Helsing figures
Image 2 — I'm stiff baffled by the Diamond Select Lucy and Van Helsing figures
Image 3 — I'm stiff baffled by the Diamond Select Lucy and Van Helsing figures
Image 4 — I'm stiff baffled by the Diamond Select Lucy and Van Helsing figures
Image 5 — I'm stiff baffled by the Diamond Select Lucy and Van Helsing figures
Image 6 — I'm stiff baffled by the Diamond Select Lucy and Van Helsing figures
Image 7 — I'm stiff baffled by the Diamond Select Lucy and Van Helsing figures
Image 8 — I'm stiff baffled by the Diamond Select Lucy and Van Helsing figures

I'm stiff baffled by the Diamond Select Lucy and Van Helsing figures

Sometime in the mid 2010s, Diamond Select was putting out some really awesome and accurate Universal Monster figures.

Then they put out these two, Action Hero Van Helsing and Vampire turned monster hunter Lucy, which matched absolutely nothing. No movies, no game, no comic... and oddly enough with a Van helsing that strongly resembled Ron Pearlman.

(none of these pictures are mine. I've borrowed them from various places online)

u/Oddball-CSM — 1 day ago

Batman and Alfred made each other worse people

Maybe a lot of you don;t know this, but in the original comics, Alfred did NOT raise Bruce Wayne. Alfred showed up not only after Batman had started his career, but after he had already recruited Robin. Alfred was professional entering a finished machine. Bruce had grown up navigating a rotating cast of distant caretakers, aloof relatives, and indifferent guardians who barely paid attention to the quiet, driven boy in their care. That neglect forced young Bruce to scheme, hide, and operate in the shadows long before the cape. He learned self-reliance the hard way, working around the adults instead of being emotionally tethered to one all powerful father figure he could theoretically fire (but he didn't have to because Alfred let him do whatever he wanted anyway). More importantly, he learned to actually be able to interact with people and socialize without having to fake it.

The result was a sharper Batman and aa happier more functional Bruce Wayne. Pre-retcon Bruce threw better parties, maintained actual friendships, trusted allies more readily, and carried a lighter spirit beneath the cowl. He wasn't the perpetual walking trauma case modern books insist he must be. There wasn't any of this "This is MY City! Nobody else can be a superhero in MY CITY without my permission!" garbage.

HE wasn't THE DARK KNIGHT. He was the Caped Crusader. He actually ahd friends he trusted and him being on the Justice League made sense (at least partially because he wasn't plotting on how he could kill them or constanlty calling them idiots.)

Then the retcons turned Alfred into Bruce's surrogate dad from childhood onward, and everything took a turn for the nasty. Suddenly the man who should have been a sardonic ally became the architect of Bruce's emotional wiring. Every modern story where Alfred guilt-trips Batman about his health, lectures him on balance, or plays disappointed parent lands with the weight of bad parenting, not earned respect.

Bruce lost that old self-made edge. He's not a a hero forged in solitude, he's a rich kid with a butler that gave into his every whim. The character who once balanced playboy charm with iron discipline now feels like a dysfunctional mess who needs his father figure to stitch him up, talk him down, and validate his mission. The distance that made their relationship mythic is gone, replaced by codependency.

Alfred fared even worse. The old version was a former intelligence operative who chose to enter the crusade as a peer-level supporter. The new Alfred is the guy who raised a broken child, enabled his worst impulses for decades, then spent the rest of his life tisk tisking disapprovingly at the absolute mess he helped create. His sacrifices feel less noble and more like the consequences of lifelong bad parenting. He didn't sign up to serve Batman, he helped create the dysfunction he constantly complains about.

The ripple effects poisoned the whole Bat-family mythos. All the tedious "Bruce is a terrible father" plots, the endless Alfred-as-moral-center mess, the hesitation every time Batman worries what his surrogate dad would think... it all traces back to this one fateful retcon.

Even the "My parents are dead!!!" moments no longer feel as earned. Certainly Batman feeds into them more, but he actually grew up with a father figure now... and one that's not dead. The sad irony is that DC thought they were enriching Batman by deepening his relationship with Alfred. Instead, they accidentally wrote one of the most toxic father/son dynamics in comics, then pretended it was heroic. Every writer since has leaned into the idea that Batman must be a broken person first and a hero second, and Alfred's the one who helped set that up. So yeah, Alfred didn't just change Batman. He broke him, and in doing so, got broken his own self and turned into an ineffective gaurdian that can't even tell a little boy "hey, how about instead of going out to training with murder ninjas, we just take you to see a nice therapist." and the DC universe is poorer for it. the Batman who trusted the Justice League is gone, replaced with an unlikable jerk who even his friends and family don't like. Also Batman doesn't dance enough anymore.

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u/Oddball-CSM — 10 days ago

The Metaluna Mutant in Men in Black III

The creature only has a blink and you'll miss it background cameo but there's also a nice close up behind the scenes look. And yes, they did say that's who this was supposed to be. Maybe this is what a Metalunaian that's NOT a mutant is supposed to look like.

u/Oddball-CSM — 12 days ago