u/OkExperience5386

I'm writing something but the word "Solving Cases" in the one sentence I created does not sound right, so what are other alternatives

I want to see how others do it so drop your First Liner or Paragraph here. Here's my own btw:

[Ever since I was a little boy, I always knew that I was gonna receive a ton hell of awards from the States, meet the Prime Minister, have my face plastered on posters all around the world, have 8 Billion Fans bring happiness and joy to everyone around the globe all the while my bestfriend dressed in knight and shining armor comes landing on the stage riding a unicorn, helps me get on and have us fly to the sky all the while our 8 billion fans gush and follow us screaming "WE LOVE YOU JUICE SHOT" as we sail to the pink horizon of rainbows and flying jellyfish.

God was missing that day.]

just by reading this, what do you think is the genre, what question does it leave you with, and is it hookable?