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And that's the legend of the Hometown Wendigo!

You know, going over this story really brought back some memories from our times in the woods.

  Do you remember that time your family took you and I pheasant hunting with your grandpa Togore? I remember the little hunting dog you had. Chara, gosh she was so cute; you looked cute in your little vest next to Chara too! Your grandpa in his motor chair… Gosh, Kris, he had such a large rifle for someone who was paralyzed. Your mom found us a nice place to set up a blind and even gave us some snacks. I miss her cookies. 

You'll bring me some tomorrow? 

Aww, thank you, Kris.

You know, Kris, memories of that day are great until… until your Grandpa shot Chara right next to you! Do you, uh, think he did it on purpose?

I know he was paralyzed but there's no way he didn't do that on purpose!

Kris, don't call your mom, don't bring your mom into this!

*Hello, Kris, what can I help you with? Noelle is making fun of Grandpa Togore and how he shot Chara?

*No, Kris, it was a big deal, you almost got shot, what he did was not fine.

*What did we do with him after that? We put him in a home. He was done after that. Yes, done.

*Was it an accident? No, I don't think so.

*Honey, are you okay? Oh, okay. I love you too. I'll see you after work.

Kirs… Krismas, you okay? Kris, where are you going? Kris, you get back here right now and finish this podcast. KRISTOPHER YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!

*thud*

KIRS GET BACK THIS INSTANT!

*The sounds of a struggling human and a triumphant deer echo throughout the recording*

Krismas I had a horrible dream, but you were there… you're always there fahaha.

 Dess and I were outside of a ship doing maintenance when something terrible happened… a storm of darker and darker darkness hit our ship

 I had desperately grabbed for a handhold on the hull, my fingers finding the crevice of an opening at the edge of an access hatch, allowing Me to hold on for for deer life,  But as I turned to see whether Dess had found a similar anchor, i found myself almost carried away from my place of safety. Dess was floating beyond me, at the end of the taut umbilical cord, the waves of the darkness storm twisting and bursting behind her. I tried to pull her closer, but I wasn't strong enough… I was already nearly about to lose my own grip on the hull. Instead, I  could only watch as the cracks that had appeared in dess’s visor began to multiply and spread, crisscrossing the glass like a spiders web, until finally the whole surface exploded, sending shards of the faceplate flying and exposing Dess to the ice-cold airlessness of space. For a moment, there was only shock and surprise on dess face, then a flash of horror at the realisation of what was to come. I saw dess's lips open, expelling her final breath of air. At the same time, her face began to swell and deform, the flesh around her eyes bulging and distorting as her neck began to distend, swiftly growing to almost twice its width. With no shielding against the energies of the storm, dess’s skin and fur began to blister and darken, like meat against a grill, then melt away completely, revealing the bloated and bloody flesh beneath. The thing that had most horrified me kris…, were her eyes, which showed every moment of pain, every escalation of agony. It was too much for me to bear. With my free hand, I had pulled the lever which released my end of the umbilical cord and watched as dess’s body was pulled away from me into the depths of that darkness, her bulbous, skinned lips gasping for a next breath that would never come… and then you appeared Kris. Pulling me safely, holding me close and reassuring me this was a dream that you were here for me, that you would always be here for me.

 Gosh, Kris, you were like a knight in shining armor in that suit. Fahaha Kris I think you deserve a treat for being my knight in shining armor.

Maybe some mint hot chocolate and cookies for my Savior hmm? 

Edit: reposted because I forgot the bloody picture

edit 2: y'all won't see the emperor's light smh.

This is the dark elder fun degn Palace they call a City lmao.

Krismess that will just exasperate the situation. No Kris calling people degenerate because you disagree with them is not particularly adult thing to do.

Fahaha, sure Kris let's get some hot chocolate. The Internet isn't very engaging today.