Swallowing a diamond and using a bat to get it out...
So my party explored a mine. They came across a deep hole that led to an underwater cave, that held a diamond worth around 300GP.
One of them, a monk decided to climb down and get the daimond, not knowing a Merrow lived in there.
The monk got the diamond (mind you, it was the size of a fist) but the Merrow made a suprise attack and the monk dropped the diamond.
Now...in order to keep it from sinking and losing the diamond, he decided to swallow it.
Yes...he swallowed a diamond and made a succesfull CON-save.
Some time later he wanted to throw up so he could sell the diamond. He triggered an acid reflux but failed his CON-save, causing the diamond to get stuck in his throat.
The wizard had a familiar, a white bat named Bubbles, who was around the same size as the diamond.
Yes you feel it comming...the monk decided to grab the bat...shove it down his throat to trigger a reflux and pry the diamond loose.
Somehow he managed to do so and threw up the diamond.
Bubbles is now traumatized...he questions his life choices that led up to this moment and is reconsidering his position within the party.
I didnt have words for this action btw