The social battery died before I even took my coat off

The social battery died before I even took my coat off

I showed face ate half the snack table and stared at the front door for an hour. If anyone asks my social quota for the month has officially been fulfilled.

u/OnionFirm2117 — 8 days ago
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Daily recharging station 🚗🔋

No forced conversations no chewing sounds just peace and quiet. If you know you know.

u/OnionFirm2117 — 11 days ago
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Immediate Regret

Five minutes into stepping outside and my social battery is already at 1%. Taking mental notes of why I shouldve just stayed in my sweatpants.

u/OnionFirm2117 — 15 days ago
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Peace Over Plans

Cancel the plans keep the quiet For us a day spent at home lost in thought isnt a day wastedits the ultimate recharge.

u/OnionFirm2117 — 23 days ago

Running on Empty

Love the people had a great time but the battery hit zero Time to go home sit in silence and reset

u/OnionFirm2117 — 25 days ago

The introverted tax at work

The job 10% difficult

The constant collaborating networking meetings about meetings and forced socialization 90% exhausting.

u/OnionFirm2117 — 28 days ago
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Validate me but leave me alone

Being included on the guest list feels great Putting on outside clothes does not.

u/OnionFirm2117 — 1 month ago

Silence isnt absence its a boundary

When were done we dont argue or explain The quiet exit happens only after all the chances have quietly run out.

u/OnionFirm2117 — 1 month ago

Never sharing my taste in cinema again

I paused the movie three times to give lore context and they didnt even look up from their phone My soul has officially left my body

u/OnionFirm2117 — 1 month ago
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Current work-from-home energy

Brain says hustle but body chose powersaving mode Well try being an adult again tomorrow.

u/OnionFirm2117 — 1 month ago

Where are the dancing videos and Subway Surfers gameplay

You mean I actually have to read to understand the context here

u/OnionFirm2117 — 1 month ago

Why are they better off Because they strike.

Its wild how often the public gets conditioned to get angry at striking workers rather than the policies driving them to strike in the first place.

u/OnionFirm2117 — 1 month ago