Weird rando finally happened to me
Most of the time I book tee times with my golf buddy. But sometimes he can't make it so I go alone. Today turned out to be very unusual.
1st tee - He says he has a very low handicap, not specified, so he hopes I can keep up. Proceeds to duff one about 100yds. "Breakfast Ball" Tees up another one. Same thing but even worse. His 2nd shot was pretty good and scrambled for a bogey so I'm thinking, Ok no problem.
4th tee - Oh shit! Dude, do you see those Chemtrails??? I'm like yeah so what? There are 2 types of chemtrails
- The straight ones that stimulate our penis gland to bring us closer to God.
- The dispersed cloud-like ones that alter our minds to make us psycho radical liberals.
Holy shit!!! It just got worse and worse from there with conspiracy theories and talking, talking, talking, never-ending stupid shit.
Anyway. Shot my best score (73) this year because hitting good shots was the only thing that would shut him up.
EDIT: thanks to should_be_writing for clearing up the pineal gland. I thought he said penal or penis gland.