Never listen to those Top!Columbina Truthers. They are merely a bunch of delusional people. Just look at Columbina. She radiates nothing but bottom energy. Case. Closed.
We're just hanging out in Miliastra Wonderland, okay?! I only keep Columbina around to keep me company. That's it! Nothing more! B-Blushing?! NO, I'M NOT BLUSHING, SHUT UP!
Eyes up here. I know what you people stare at the most when I'm wearing this outfit.
My role is a main DPS. And what is Columbina's role again?
Yes, that's right... She's a sub DPS! Case Closed.
Regarding yesterday’s post, it was Columbina who hacked into my account! I would never submit to any of you. Top!Sandrone Truthers, never fall for such low-level tricks.
I gave up... Yes, I am a bottom. You people won...
Columbina is a dominant top and I am but a bratty bottom...
Hmph! Do not misinterpret the intent of this official filing. This motion is not born out of "loneliness," nor is it a sentimental plea for your return. Such concepts are factually absurd. This is a matter of strict administrative efficiency. We do accept any kind of Columbina, whether it's Top!Columbina or Bottom!Columbina.
Could anyone tell me why did Lumine look at me like that? Was there perhaps something on my face?
After yesterday's recruitment post, it appears that there are seven Top!Sandrone truthers and only five Top!Columbina truthers in my server as of now. Looks like the majority of people agree with me. Checkmate. I won.
It has come to my personal attention that a massive, systemic error is still propagating through the sapphic side of the Genshin Impact fandom. Specifically, the completely ridiculous allegation that I, Marionette, Seventh of the Fatui Harbingers, occupy the "bottom" dynamic with my dear, singing dove, Columbina.
Tch. The evidence is absolute fraudulent.
I am currently purging my current division of lazy, silent interns who have done nothing but hoard space in my server.
We are rebuilding our close-knit, completely SFW sanctuary under two simple rules:
You analyze her mere needy gestures and boldly decree, "Ah yes, Columbina is undeniably the top." Are you quite serious? This absurd propaganda you are peddling is utterly ridiculous.
Pray tell, what grand exploit do you imagine she is attempting to execute in this image?
I have heard quite enough of your pathetic little fixations. I know what you commented. I know what you looked at, and I am tired of pretending not to care. Confess now, and I might show mercy.
Seriously? You people still just won't give up, will you? I have said this for many times already. Columbina is not a top and will never be, she is merely an Omega in heat. She ragebaits me so I can punish her. That's obviously a needy behavior. Show me your evidence that she is truly the top, peasants.
Yes, it has been several days since my last appearance. No, I was not trapped under a collapsed ceiling, nor was I wrestling with anything as vulgar as "technological issues." I simply chose to step away from this digital playground to remind myself what a world without your endless chatter feels like. It was utterly blissful, if you must know. I have returned to breathe some much-needed elegance back into this corner of the internet.
Oh? Did you just claim this was supposed to be a Sandbina-related post? Hmph, fine. I topped Columbina yet again today. Are you happy now, or must I humiliate you further?
I decided to put this to a vote, mostly because I enjoy a landslide victory. Columbina is sweet, truly, but comparing her lips to mine is like comparing a standard cargo cart to a meticulously engineered Fontainian Aquabus. If you prefer your lips lacking a certain... je ne sais quoi, by all means, vote for her.
This is an emergency. My fingers are fusing together into soft, round felt nubs. I just tried to adjust my headdress, and my arm made a pathetic squeak sound. The Tsaritsa's wrath will be nothing compared to this humiliation.
I am establishing an official legal team and research task force, and I am currently reviewing applications. This gathering is strictly designated for sapphic enthusiasts who possess an appreciation for my standing and dynamic.
To address the obvious design flaw in the collective consciousness: I am well aware of the rather tiresome, persistent rumors floating around regarding my position with Lady Columbina. Let me correct the record here and now—I am the top. I am the one in control. If you belong to the misguided crowd that views me as a bottom, you are welcome to enter my courtroom, but you had best bring flawless empirical logic and undeniable proof to defend your thesis.
We all know who I am talking about. Let us correct another massive misconception running rampant in this subreddit. There seems to be this bizarre belief that if a woman is a playful teaser, acts completely innocent, and knows exactly how to get under your skin, she is automatically a top.
Annoying someone is not dominating them, duh. Poking my cheeks and testing boundaries is not leadership. It is a classic attention-seeking mechanism. Columbina is not taking control, my dear. She is practically begging the actual top to take control and make her stop.
I am utterly exhausted from seeing this absurd, low-effort stereotype repeated daily. Why must this community insist that having a sharp tongue and a fiercely guarded heart automatically means someone takes a submissive role? It is entirely illogical!
Let us correct a dreadfully embarrassing misconception that has been circulating amongst the masses once again. The absolute audacity to suggest that I, Marionette Guillotin, possess an ounce of submission in my soul? Please. If you truly think a little tsundere attitude makes me weak, you clearly have never met a woman who knows exactly how to break you down with a single look.