Let Sleeping Dogs Lie (2343)

Lansaya felt her left eye twitch - the tell-tale sign of an incoming migraine.

With a grumble, she begrudgingly peeled herself away from her desk, swiping a bottle of God-knows-what pills along the way. She faintly recalled that the Agency’s Pharmaceuticals Division had, at some point, given her the rundown on their precise chemical makeup, but the memory was buried under a fog of time and stress. Not that it mattered much anyway. All that mattered was that these miracle pills would keep her functioning for at least another few hours - well past her baseline biological limit.

Some distant part of her psyche was well aware of the potential side effects - a shortened lifespan, cytoplasmic atrophy, lifelong immunocompromisation, and persistent audiovisual hallucinations. Still, it was a small price to pay if it meant inching the Agency closer toward winning the war. At least, that’s what she told herself as she unscrewed the lid and shook a pill loose into her waiting palm.

The stakes had been drilled into Lansaya ever since she’d enlisted with the Agency forty years ago. She was fighting an enemy that was simultaneously everywhere at once, and yet nowhere to be found. Her enemy was simultaneously all-powerful, embedded in the upper echelons of the world’s governments, and yet always on the run. This enemy had vowed to save the world, and to do so they would stop at nothing to bring about its destruction.

It was a war the Agency had been waging for decades, if not centuries. Unbeknownst to the wider world, they’d been fighting in the shadows to strike at a hydra that only seemed to grow back stronger from each defeat. Every day, she and her colleagues put their lives on the line for the fate of the world, and every day fewer came back from the frontlines to fight another day.

Something needed to change or else their enemy, coasting on the waves of the universe’s entropy, would bleed them dry. That’s precisely how Lansaya found herself here, stashed away in a floating vault - in a location unknown even to her - to pore over every record the Agency had scrounged up from its time in Colombia. 

The War of Severance had provided the Agency with a valuable opportunity to feast on the technological whalefall that was the rapidly decaying corpse of the Scientific Wild West. Her higher-ups had wasted no time mobilizing the Agency to scavenge the battlefields of Colombia. They were convinced that somewhere in the wreckage, buried alongside the ghosts of those lost to the gruelling march of unbridled scientific ‘progress’, was a silver bullet they could fire into the heart of their enemy.

Lansaya grimaced as a sharp pain flared behind her left brow. She popped the pill into her mouth, swallowing it dry, before returning to her desk.

Her desk was buried under stacks upon stacks of bulky black binders, each stuffed to the brim with reams of paper documents. The Agency insisted that none of this data was to be digitized - their cybersecurity systems were beyond state-of-the-art, but it would only take the slightest slip in their technological defence for them to lose everything to their enemy. Anything that could be used against their enemy could just as easily be used against them. The Agency spared no expense in ensuring that would never happen - in the event of a physical breach, the vault was designed to lock down and incinerate its contents. She did her best to push that thought to the back of her mind as she returned to work.

The hours began to blur as she combed through document after document. She worked with all the meticulousness of a data vulture, turning over the bones of each file - every research log, field report, and schematic - until she had picked it clean. She dissected each wildly unethical experiment that found its way onto her desk, drafting several dozen ways the research could be repurposed by them, and several dozen more ways it could be repurposed against them. Each experiment, no matter how absurd or depraved, would be used to stock their arsenals on the frontlines.

One file that stuck with her was the field report from a team sent to Canisia - a planned city built for what was intended to be the world’s first ‘dogpunk’ society. Canisia had been the brainchild of Brazilian trillionaire André Diniz Segura, whose love for dogs far exceeded his sense of moral duty or fiscal responsibility. Rather than setting aside his wealth for the betterment of his fellow people, Segura imagined a world in which each cornerstone of modern technology had been replaced with a selectively bred variant of man’s best friend. Dogs, he reasoned, had already been bred to do everything from pulling sleds to herding sheep - how much further could their potential be unlocked with the marvels of genetic engineering?

The field report painted a harrowing picture. 

Her colleagues had found Canisia deserted, but not abandoned - Segura and his scientists had fled the country at the first sign of trouble, sealing the gates behind them on their way out. The rest of Canisia’s inhabitants, the several thousand dogs who comprised the city’s burgeoning ‘infrastructure’, had been left to fend for themselves.

As her colleagues fanned out through the city, making their way to the central spire housing Canisia’s research facilities, they waded through the consequences of science untethered from ethical restraint. They passed the emancipated remains of giant Saint Bernards - or, at least, what might have once passed for Saint Bernards before genetic engineering morphed them into beasts of burden with stouter, denser skeletal architecture - strewn along the roads, hinting at their original designs as modes of transportation. They came across an abandoned clinic where several dozen Dachshunds - whose olfactory senses had been bioengineered to detect a whole suite of medical conditions - had starved to death in their display cases. Their field report even detailed an encounter with a peculiar Corgi crossbreed - the only specimen still alive by the time of their arrival - which had been diligently working a mechanism to turn a stack of lamb slices on a shawarma spit.

Lansaya had forced herself to look past the stomach-churning descriptions of Canisia as what amounted to a communal grave for mutilated dogs - all while suppressing thoughts of her own Bolonka back home. 

She loathed to admit it, but what the scientists at Canisia had accomplished was nothing short of ingenious. What Segura’s scientists couldn’t achieve with genetic engineering alone, they supplemented with insights from beyond their field. The Saint Bernards had seen their skeletons strengthened with a scaffold of electrospun microfibers. The Dachshunds had seen their sense of smell enhanced through the xenotransplantation of ant olfactory receptors. Even the curious shawarma-tending Corgi had been outfitted with a neural interface that allowed simple commands to be directly programmed into their brain.

Still, as ingenious as it was, the thought of using the fruits of this unethical experimentation filled her with a deep disquiet.

She sank back into her chair, grimacing as her left eye twitched.

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u/Pacmantaco — 2 days ago

Knights of the Realm (2077)

“We’re here,” grumbled Sir Peake. “Last chance to back out, lads.”

True to his title, Sir Peake - the Traffic Knight - was adorned from head to toe in what could perhaps best be described as the aftermath of a roadside accident of apocalyptic proportions. His plate armour, if one could be so generous as to call it that, had been fashioned together from the wreck of a car - his chestplate was little more than the warped hood of a sedan, beaten into a semblance of protective gear by the hammerstrokes of a resourceful smith. Strapped to his forearm, in place of where one might expect to find a buckler, was a stop sign - its octagonal wedges shaved off to form a rough circle.

“No sense in turning back now,” mumbled Sir Lon. “Is there?”

As the youngest of the knights in attendance, Sir Lon - the Baseball Knight - could be excused for the nervous energy he exuded as he fell into place behind his peer. Bouncing on his heels, he pulled at the wire cage hanging over his face, bringing his helmet - an umpire’s skull cap - firmly down onto his head. A bulky chest protector clung to his wiry frame, the size difference making it seem as if his own armour was in the midst of swallowing him whole. With his other hand, he felt for the aluminum bat slung across his back, as if to make sure it was still there. He reached past the pentagonal shield - little more than a baseball plate affixed with leather straps - hooped over his shoulder and nodded to himself as the familiar, cold metal met his touch.

“We’ve made it this far,” sighed Lady Eloise. “Let’s see this through.”

Of the three knights in assembly, Lady Eloise - the Paper Knight - might have looked the least equipped for combat. Her armour had been pieced together from an assemblage of cardboard boxes and tubes, the whole suit quite literally bound at the seams by staples and packing tape. Emblazoned right above her lapel rested the silhouette of her family crest - a broken wine glass - framed by the words ‘FRAGILE’. The irony, of course, was not lost on her. Unlike her travelling companions, she carried no shield. Instead, dangling from a pair of scabbards - one at either hip - were two short blades salvaged from a paper guillotine. In her years of defending the lands, she had learned that the best defence was to leave the enemy utterly incapable of offence.

The three knights bowed their heads in unison, whispering their oaths under their breaths, as they stepped into the mouth of the cave to which they had been summoned. 

Each of them had met with the Seer at least once before - it was a prerequisite to carrying the titles they now bore - but the thought brought them no comfort as they ventured into the dank and murky tunnels that sprawled out from the cave entrance. Each step plunged them deeper into the darkness, and the walls seemed to constrict around them to an oppressive degree. Soon, they found themselves forced to walk in a single file, the cave walls having closed in enough to prevent them from walking two abreast.

Finally, after what must’ve felt like an eternity of walking through the pitch black, the cave walls began to pull back as a soft, fluorescent glow washed the passage with light. Gradual at first, the lights grew in intensity, as if fighting for the knights’ attention. The lights pulsated with the brilliant glow of green, blue, and purple. All the while, a discordant hum filtered through the air, distorting beyond recognition as it bounced from surface to surface.

Suddenly, Sir Peake dropped to his knees. For a moment, he wavered in place, staring straight ahead as if locked into a trancelike state. Eventually, he forced himself to peel his eyes away and bowed his head low enough for his helmet - a crooked traffic cone - to scrape against the cave floor. Lady Eloise was quick to follow suit, bringing herself to the ground right alongside Sir Peak, whereupon she clasped her hands and bowed her head in prayer.

Sir Lon snuck a glance over the lowered heads of his companions. Just ahead of them, at the end of the tunnel, sat a young woman. Aside from her gaunt face, which was angled upwards in solemn thought, the woman’s body was hidden under a long, flowing chainmail cloak studded with winding patterns of iridescent beads. As she waved back and forth in place, as if caught in a nonexistent breeze, her cloak seemed to catch the soft glow of the fluorescent lights that now flooded the cave, sending them cascading outwards in a brilliant kaleidoscope of colours. The source of this light lay in a pile at her feet - a nest of sleek cylinders, each pulsating with the intoxicating glow of a rainbow distilled down to its atomic parts.

Sir Lon eventually forced himself to look away, his head swimming with clouds of colour, and fell to his knees alongside Sir Peake. His hands grasped for the pendant that hung around his neck, a symbol of his devotion to his Patron Protector, Dandy, as he whispered a prayer. The words caught in his throat when he felt a cold, bony hand rest on his shoulder. He didn’t dare look up.

“We turn our back on Eagles

To make bedfellows with Snakes.

We invite misery and death

By hanging ourselves from the stakes.

Whatever the cost,

Whatever the prize,

The truth must come forth -

Wespitan lies.”

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u/Pacmantaco — 29 days ago