Cuba
I keep trying to annex Cuba and it never works ill be in the 1950s as eisenhower and a supermajority in both houses and these insolent bastards won't bring my bill to the floor. I was able to purchase like half of canada in exchange for letting them win a stanley cup every 20 years but Cuba is always a no go. also every time I do a covert option it gets leaked and they don't accomplish shit, whoever leaked that I has the CIA release every pit bull in shelters in America to the streets of Havana and blame the Cuban government I will find you and hang you for treason