u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg

Image 1 — Bored Organizing: Help me Make it Fun!
Image 2 — Bored Organizing: Help me Make it Fun!

Bored Organizing: Help me Make it Fun!

They temporarily transferred me to a "Black Site" which means it's like a City but only Combine are there. This one got attacked a few weeks ago but they repelled the attackers. However, the strike seemed to have ended the careers of many Soldiers and Metro here and they're now short staffed. So they called in reinforcements. The guards numbers are back up to normal, but they also needed a new quartermaster to keep stock, and guess who they picked. That's right the best Quartermaster of City 17.. at least in Sector i4.. Anyway this warehouse in particular is housing Admin level Items, meaning everything was, is, or about to be owned by an Administer Level citizen. Why do Admin keep there stuff under as much security as Nova Prospekt? I don't get paid enough to know.

Long story short, I got to organize this place, but it's boring and there's so much, so heres what I'm gonna do. In the comments List a number between 1 to 100 and a Letter and I'll show you what item you picked from storage.

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 12 days ago

They took away "Kyle's" SMG Grenade Jumping so now he has found a new mode of transportation.

I don't know if the Strider knows what's going on, or how "Kyle" can tell it where to go, but he can and so far no one is getting close to stop him.

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 25 days ago

Off Duty for a Few Days so AMA?

Coworker was not meeting the needed quota since he's taken so many sick days off so he's asked me for just a week of my shifts to make up for it. I'm bored at home so I guess ask Greg, the Part Time Metro Cop, any questions ya have.

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 1 month ago

Breaking NEWS: Local Citizen says he's "Done with The Combine until Streamer Male_07 is released".

Local City 17 citizen was filmed being stopped by a Metro Officer about carrying a weapon in public, The officer was then caught being knocked unconscious by the sword caring suspect. Metro Units then tracked him down to a nearby rooftop in which they discovered him as he sat upon a plastic chair. Without looking back toward the officers, he stated his demands were for the release of his favorite streamer "Male_07" without delay. Metro Units attempted to apprehend the suspect but were all dispatched shortly after the last photo was taken. Any information regarding this sword wielding anti-citizen should be reported to your local Metro police Unit or Station. Information leading to the Anti-citizen's arrest will be rewarded with a lifetime supplement of "Administration Level Rations".

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 2 months ago

Administrator Breen Said to Just "Grab Anything".. Well

We were running late on recording Breen's updated City 17 Speeches for the upcoming Holidays and we couldn't find our camera mount and Breen said to "Just Grab anything that works and let's get this done.".. Well Elite Unit-528 definitely found "something" that works alright..

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 2 months ago

You Choose.

I'm bored and tired of just choosing Random for who goes where, so I'll let you guys decide. Where should Glasses here get sent to? Nova or City 17? I'm personally feeling Nova Prospect but I'll abide the majority.

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 2 months ago

The Boot

Bored on my Watchman Shift and I saw a boot and decided to have some fun.

Pic 1: I'm sorry random Citizen, but the Combine must give you The Boot.

Pic 2: Fuck, I missed.. I don't think he can see my Unit number from here anyway.

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 2 months ago

Metro Body Camera Found Footage File: Missing Metro Unit-7844

This report never made it to City 17 News, but I send this to warn about the sewers. They are not Safe.

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 2 months ago

Car Park Rebel Base "Chop Shop" Post Raid Confiscated Items

Post Combine Raid Supply confiscation: all supplies listed and shown have been removed from the premises and sent to the proper sites to be dismantled or repurposed.

Context: Located underground in an old world parking structure, nicknamed "The Chop Shop", a rebel group set up this place to assembling and dismantle cars taking from City 17 and rebuilding them for the rebels multiple purposes. After reports of strange noises from local citizens, the base was discovered by metro's infiltration units. The raid was planned and conducted on Friday at 3am, which the five workers who lived in the rebel base were asleep. Of the five suspects who operated the Chop Shop, three have been detained and 2 have been eliminated during the raid. Two Metro Police suffered minor wounds from Rebel traps and a short gunfight between Metro and one of The Chop Shop Workers.

Picture #1: They chose the location due to it being far below the city streets that the noises from dismantling and rebuilding cars was muffled and barely heard. However it seems it was not completely silent as loyal citizens reported the noise.

Picture #2: The vehicles they made served all rebels purposes, the base here is but one link of a long chain Metro and the Combine Soldiers are following.

Picture #3: Even boats are constructed here if the parts are found.

Picture #4: Many attacks and raids on Metro and Combine forces across City 17 have been done on these makeshift bikes, they're small frame makes them easy to navigate the City streets, alleys, backroads and easy to hide anywhere.

Picture #5&6: They also took to building more unusual creations. In picture 6, the word "Shit Wagon" was spray painted on the opposite side.

Picture #7: A Car with a full industrial generator in the back for mobile operations, filled with old world gasoline.

Picture #8,9&10: the most unusual of all the confiscated items: the Heli-Van. A Van transformed into a functioning Helicopter, armed with Laser pointed Missile Launcher and a repurposed Hunter Chopper Primary Gun. The Units Who relocated the items have stated that "It does indeed work.. somehow"

Picture #11: These combine vehicles were deemed missing after raids conducted against Metro forces. Judging from the damage done to the vehicles they attempted to strip the combine armor off the vehicles and repurpose it for their own.

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 2 months ago

Nwah man who did we just pull over?

Why is it we get citizens like this when I'm less than an hour off the clock man.

Imma go crazy if this mf has the permits.

EDIT: he has the Permits , I'm questioning some of our benefactors rn man..

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 2 months ago

Aftermath: Driver High on Zen Crystals Swipes Two Pedestrians and Flips Van.

Apologies about the quality, this camera is so old and barely even works. Saw the whole thing sitting outside my apartment, but couldn't find the camera until Metro Arrived with Medics. The two on the ground seemed to have been people attempting to loot the bodies and the Van when The Metro Police arrived.

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 2 months ago

Look who showed up!

Yo! Look who decided to show his ugly mug! We were just interrogating these anti-citizens when FriedMan decided to show up, with only a crowbar of all things! We're gonna teach this nerd some hard lessons about Civil Obedi-

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 2 months ago

Post Rebel Depot Raid Cache

Metro got a call from some Soldier patrols for any available units to head just out of City 17 to assist in removing supplies from a rebel supply depot recently raided. The supplies have been relocated to multiple holding facilities so showing off this stuff should be fine by now.

Pic 1: Ya boy, always happy to get out of Metro Station Desk Work and into some field work.

Pic 2: "Leftovers" from the Raid, they used Hunters for this one and they didn't do a clean job of it.

Pic 3: You got your standard Combine stolen equipment, the usuals.

Pic 4: But now we get weird with it. They had so many Saws, I don't even know for what for.

Pic 5: They raided grandpa's gun cabinet it seems, I don't know if this will even penetrate combine armor.

Pic 6: This is why they called us in, What are the rebels planning with these dude!

Pic 7: Don't even know where they found these relics but these would've been problems.

Pic 8 & 9: Stockpiling so much ammunition and none of it was small time stuff. Glad all this is out of Rebel hands else City 17 would look like City 5.

u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg — 2 months ago