




When You Can Enjoy A Whole Forest For You Two All Alone
Deep in the Oregon forests...
Judy (asking a very serious question): "If surprisingly there are bears in the forest... Or worst, freaks hiding and waiting to ambush us and steal our organs, what will you do ?"
Valerie (answering straight): "I run away to the bike and flee."
Judy (surprised, turning back and looking disappointed): "Thought you'd say 'I will protect you until my last breath'. Guess I was wrong..."
Valerie (trying to correct her terrible mistake): "Well, I run faster than you Jude, so I grab you and we flee."
Judy (getting angrier): "Grab me ? You're comparing me to a lunchbox or a backpack ?!"
Valerie (starting to pout, exhausted): "Whatever my answer it will never satisfy you. Okay then, I will protect you until my last breath. Happy ?"
Judy (big smirk): "Yes."
(Judy takes firmy Valerie by the hand and pulls her close, to kiss her and forget her silly question)
- Resume of the vacation : Photoshooting, contest of who brought the most stupid dilemma, sunbathing, scouting to be sure there weren't bears or freaks.