u/PassMaleficent3943

He isn’t some braindead free win button

He’s just like Silver

If you don’t know what the hell you’re doing, you’re not going to get pretty good results

The problem with Fleetway is that a Fleetway that DOES know what they’re doing is almost unbeatable

He’s nowhere NEAR as braindead as Shadow was

Possibly Another Hot Take: I think Kolossos is easier to learn than Fleetway

2011X: You’re either a new player or you’re a leftover 2011X main from 0.1

You also love spamming the hype emote whenever you grab someone

Kolossos: You were waiting for 0.2 because you were sick of getting bullied as 2011X

You also like to bug abuse and you try and play it off as a “tech” (Looking at you Forest Kolossos mains)

Tripwire: You like Tails Doll or you’re a masochist

I literally can’t think of another reason you’d WILLINGLY play as her

Fleetway: You either like the Fleetway comics or you’re a sweaty little shit who wipes full servers in under 4 minutes (lms included)

You’re either a chill Fleetway fan who wants him nerfed just as much as the rest of us or you’re completely clueless at how busted he actually is (“B-b-but…HP BAR!!!!!”)

Bonus…

Crimson X: You’ll be maining him because of the nostalgic effect

He’s the version of Sonic.EXE you grew up with

Sonic: You play him because he’s the main character

You’re either a detriment to your team or you’re the most goated teammate ever

But you’re also aware that if you don’t play perfectly you WILL be hated on

Tails: You like playing as sniper class characters in fps games

It requires a lot of patience to play as Tails (Tails players will sit in the same spot for half the game if it means they can stun the killer at the most inconvenient time possible)

Though sometimes you can get a little trigger happy

Knuckles: You do not give a FUCK about dying or not

You’re very existence revolves around being a tank, stunning, and stalling

You’re also about as aggressive as the actual Knuckles

Amy: You play her because she’s your favorite Sonic character. That’s it

You’re just a diehard Amy Rose fan, you like playing as cute characters, or you just have a gambling addiction

Cream: You like helping out your team but you don’t want to be a front line stunner

You like sitting at a safe distance and being a great asset without risking your life in the process

You also like playing as cute characters. You also don’t get mad when you get targeted (Most Cream players know what they’re signing up for)

Eggman: You’re selfish (Did you really think I was gonna say anything else?)

You love ragebaiting the killer with constant emotes, you love role playing, and you love acting like Metal is your child

You’re also probably more involved in the exe side of things rather than the mainline Sonic fandom (Yes I am calling you a larper)

Metal Sonic: The Knuckles mentality but on steroids

You’re so determined to aura farm that you’ll straight up hunt down the killer to stun them

You’re also more involved in the actual Sonic fandom than the exe fandom (Yes I am calling you a larper. No you aren’t gonna solo X just because you got a Metal Sonic vessel, that’s not how it works)

Silver: You either like the character or you just want to make the killer experience as miserable as possible

You’re either chill or you’re the most toxic piece of shit to ever deal with

You also constantly downplay how good he actually is against 3/4 killers

Blaze: You simply like her playstyle

I’ve never seen a Blaze player that doesn’t pull their weight in some way

Most of them are genuinely pretty skilled players (Most)

Shadow: Same thing as Silver. You either like Shadow the Hedgehog or you’re AWFUL to play with (Yeah! I’m looking at the Shadow players who mag dump at the start of the round to get to his busted moveset as fast as possible)

You’re also constantly selling propaganda (I’ve seen Shadow players straight up say Shadow takes skill)

Though you’re also waiting for him to get added back to public servers so you can play as your favorite character again

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I’ll do a killer version next

They were a sweat who’s probably never seen the sun, they probably have no friends, and they probably have over 1,000 hours on this game

They ONLY played as Fleetway and Silver, emoted on me, and had THE AUDACITY to say “ezzz” after winning