Mitch McConnell hospitalized 15 days now

A lot of people don’t know and even more people don’t care, but Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for 15 days now. His condition is still unknown. It’s been reported he is still fighting for his life as he knows the devil is coming for his soul soon enough. Mitch will more than likely go down as an obstructionist to democracy and hopefully one day his ties to the Russian government are exposed, hence why he earned the nickname Moscow Mitch.

u/Passively_Apoplectic — 5 days ago