u/PatrioticRedhead

When your Chiweenie is sharing a rainy night blanket with your ChiRoo and they end up looking like one very long dog instead of two little ones…😂🐾🐾😂

Did anyone ever find it odd that Lex never showed any interest in Lois? She’s a smart, funny, gorgeous woman…the type he usually goes for…and yet he never flirted with her or showed anything but contempt for her.

In the end, I would have had Lois & Clark (duh), Kara & Jimmy, Tess & Ollie, Chloe & Dr. Emile, and Lana ending up with a handsome Frenchman (actor Omar Sy). ❤️

(at Lex & Lana’s engagement party)

“Over the years, I’m sure some of you have placed a few bets on whether I’d settle down.” Dude! This is your third wife in four years!

Never fails to crack me up. 😂