u/PeanutFunny093

Yesterday I was inspired to write this about my cat (to the tune of “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen). I’d love to know what others have written for their pets.

🎶Pu struts merrily down the hall / the bathroom he will go / ain’t no sound but the pad of his paws / for he is in the know/are you ready, hey!, are you ready for this? / have you gone pee when you need? / murder mittens are active now/ripping to the sound of the beat, yeah.

*dum dum dum*
Another roll bites the dust
*ba da dum dum dum*
Another roll bites the dust
And another roll gone, and another roll gone
Another roll bites the dust, hey ay
Hey, toilet paper’s through
Another one bites the dust, yeah🎶