u/PeculiarPangolinMan

How does Kylo Ren stack up against the Jedi of earlier eras? He doesn't have the same level of dueling training or experience that many in the past had access to, but he is wickedly strong with the Force and clearly knows how to throw down. Who do you think he could beat if he was sent into a time warp and ended up fighting Jedi from the past? Could he take on many Jedi from the Clone Wars? From the Old Republic? What about the era right before the Clone Wars? Is he getting styled on by Padawans or does it take experienced Knights and Masters?

The Jedi can be from any era. Kylo Ren/ben Solo is at peak. He has his lightsaber and a blaster if he wants it. Fight in a starship with lots of junk around.

Here's his Respect Thread!

Larfleeze from DC gets dumped into Marvel comics and starts taking what's rightfully his, namely everything in the universe. Three big space powers decide that this guy has to be stopped, so they get their greatest champions to go confront the orange menace. The Shi'ar send Gladiator, the Kree send Ronan the Accuser, and the Skrulls send Kl'rt the Super-Skrull. Can the three of them working together take on the one man Lantern Corps?

Everyone is their modern version barring any temporary powerups or depowering. Marvel is 616 comics and DC is Prime Universe. Fight on an abandoned Earth-like planet.

Respect Threads: Larfleeze 1, Larfleeze 2, Gladiator, Ronan, and Kl'rt

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• Round 1: Everyone in character.

• Round 2: Everyone bloodlusted.

• Bonus Round: Who is the weakest Marvel space character who could take down Larfleeze solo?

Ferris Bueller decides to skip school on Halloween and spend the day screwing around in one of Chicago's suburbs. While hanging around in Haddonfield he catches the attention of Illinois's second most famous juvenile delinquent. Michael Myers from the Halloween series tries to stalk and kill Ferris Bueller on his day off. Which of the two comes out on top?

Ferris is as he was in his movie. He's just hanging out and trying to have a good time. Michael can be any version besides Thorne. His main goal is to kill Ferris, but he can still kill whoever he wants or mess with the locals like he does.

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• Round 1: Ferris is by himself and doesn't know Michael is after him. Loomis is running around somewhere ranting about evil.

• Round 2: Ferris has Cameron and Sloane with him. He knows Michael is after him. Rooney is trying to help Michael catch Ferris.

• Round 3: Michael Myers takes Chicago like Jason took Manhattan. Can he catch Ferris on the rascal's home turf?

Alita heard there are some horrible genetic abominations running around genociding humans and slaughtering cute friendly aliens. She knows being an unnatural war machine doesn't mean you have to be an asshole, so she's going to show them the error of their ways by kicking some ass. Alita from the manga fights Jaghatai Khan from the Horus Heresy. Who wins?

Respect Threads: Alita and Jaghatai Khan

Fight takes place in a burnt out scifi city. Khan has his best wargear.

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• Round 1: Alita has her Berserker body

• Round 2: Alita has her Imaginos 1 body. Khan has his jetbike

• Round 3: Alita has her Imaginos 2 body. Khan has his jetbike

How does a top tier human combatant from Star Wars fare against a top tier human combatant from WH40k? Who wins when Bo-Katan Kryze fights Amberley Vail? The Mandalorian has some sick armor, great mobility, and a lot of weapon options, but the Inquisitor has seen some shit and hits really hard. They're both well trained and dangerous, but how do you think they compare?

Both are at unamed peak. Fight in a hangar with lots of stuff around.

*Sorry about the misspelling in the title! It's bothering me so much.

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• Round 1: Unarmed.

• Round 2: Amberley gets her power armor and weapons. Bo-Katan gets her full loadout, but no Darksaber. Fighters start 100 feet apart.

• Round 3: Same as Round 2, but Bo-Katan gets the Darksaber.

• Round 4: Bo-Katan gets Din Djarin and Amberley gets Ciaphas Cain. Who wins the 2v2?

Spider-Man and his buddies from the MCU are messing with magic again. This time Ned accidentally sent him through a portal to the Pokemon anime. Pete ends up having to fight his way back home. What would be the weakest Pokemon that would beat him in a fight?

All Pokemon have anime feats. They can be wild or belong to a trainer. Spider-Man is at peak Brand New Day level.

• The strongest he beats?

• The weakest that beats him?

The leader of the Autobots and the leader of the Ultramarines meet. Optimus Prime thought they might get along, but Calgar doesn't take too kindly to xenos abominable intelligences. The two end up fighting. They're both solid leaders and absolute beasts on the battlefield, right? Who wins when Marneus Calgar from WH40k fights Optimus Prime from the live action movies?

Respect Threads: Optimus Prime and Calgar

Fight takes place in a forest. Fighters start 100 feet apart.

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• Round 1: Both are at base level with their standard gear.

• Round 2: Both have any powerups they've had and special gear they've used.

• Bonus Round: How many Michael Bay Autobots would it take to beat the entire Ultramarines Chapter?

Jimmy Olsen is looking for some freelance work while he's visiting NYC. He heard that the Daily Bugle pays pretty well. Olsen has a solid reputation, so Robbie Robertson immediately introduces him to J. Jonah Jameson. The two men immediately clock each other as total assholes. Things eventually come to a head. Who is coming out on top if the young photojournalist goes up against the older gentleman who runs the paper?

Jimmy and J are at their modern levels. Jameson is 616 comics version and Olsen is Prime Earth version.

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• Round 1: Fist fight. Unarmed. At the bar after work.

• Round 2: Both get any and all powerups, equipment, and other abilities or skills they've ever had. Battle in Central Park.

• Round 3: Jimmy Olsen tries to slander a new superhero. J. Jonah Jameson is trying to make him look good. Who has more success in swaying public sentiment?

• Round 4: Could Jimmy take Peter Parker's job if he tried? Alternatively, could Jameson run the Daily Planet if Perry White handed him the reins?

Ash's Bulbasaur and Squirtle have decided they want to be superheroes. They pray to Arceus to send them over to the MCU, and the Pokegod obliges. The two Pokemon start cracking skulls. Who is the best character there they beat? Who is the weakest they lose to? How well do Pokemon stack up against live action superheroes?

Bulbasaur and Squirtle are at peak and fighting intelligently.

Respect Threads: Bulbasaur and Squirtle

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• Round 1: Best Bulbasaur beats? Weakest he loses to?

• Round 2: Best Squirtle beats? Weakest he loses to?

• Round 3: They are fighting together.

Scorpion is pissed at Vulture for not ratting out Peter Parker, so he takes his fancy new tail and goes to mess up the other animal-themed Spider-Man villain. Which guy wins if they fight? Scorpion is from Brand New Day and Vulture is from Homecoming. They fight in Manhattan. Is flight too much of an advantage? Is a single doc oc tentacle coming from the coccyx enough to even the odds?

The Decepticons are invading the MCU! The only team around is the Thunderbolts/New Avengers. Everyone else (including Bob) is off doing important stuff. The team gets together to go fight the alien invaders. Would Bucky, Yelena, John Walker, Red Guardian, and Ghost be able to take down these individual Transformers from the Michael Bay series?

The Thunderbolts are as they were in their movie. They have their normal gear. Fights take place in Manhattan.

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• Round 1: Alice

• Round 2: Some unnamed random Decepticon from Dark of the Moon

• Round 3: Scorponok

• Round 4: Starscream

• Round 5: Megatron

• Round 6: Devastator

Trazyn heard about the Nova Corps and realized that he definitely wants at least one for his collection. The Xandarian Worldmind warns the Sam Alexander about some horrible soulless undead automaton running around and grabbing up innocent and not-so-innocent things. The young Nova confronts the ancient Necron. Who wins when they throw down? Can the Nova Corps Centurion avoid getting collected in a 40k Pokeball? Can a powerful Necron stand up against a decently high tier Marvel comics guy?

Trayzn wants to capture Sam. Failing that he wants his corpse at least. Sam wants to put an end to Trayzn. Sam has his normal level Nova powers.

Respect Threads: Sam and Trayzn!

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• Round 1: Fight on a neutral asteroid. Trayzn doesn't have access to his whole collection.

• Round 2: Sam attacks Solemnace. Trayzn has access to his whole collection.

• Round 3: They switch universes. What's the best they each beat in the other world? Sam Alexander in WH40k and Trayzn in Marvel 616.

Four guys meet up in someone's space garage to shoot the shit and play a friendly game of space poker over some space beers. Han Solo from Star Wars, James Tiberius Kirk from Star Trek, Rocket Racoon from Marvel, and Ciaphas Cain from WH40k all get together to play cards. Who is going to win between the four of them?

Assume for the sake of the prompt they are playing some sort of Poker that they all understand.

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• Round 1: No cheating. They're just there to have fun.

• Round 2: Cheating is allowed as long as they can get away with it.

• Round 3: It's Chewbacca, Spock, Groot, and Jurgen playing instead.

Felix Leiter is calling in for help from MI6. Bruce Wayne's shady business dealings and Batman's cracking of skulls are getting in the way of some government shenanigans. James Bond is sent to Gotham to investigate and put an end to Bruce Wayne and Batman. Could each version of James Bond take on each version of Batman? This is exactly the sort of stuff Bond thrives at, right? Taking on a rogue billionaire and his bizarre henchman should be right up his alley.

Everyone is at peak and has all of their equipment. Bond has MI6 support. Batman doesn't know anything to start.

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• Round 1: The OGs. Connery and Keaton

• Round 2: The guys who came in for one movie. Lazenby and Kilmer

• Round 3: The lighthearted and goofy ones. Moore and Clooney

• Round 4: The more serious ones who came in after the series got too comedic. Dalton and Bale

• Round 5: Chasing trends with diminishing results. Brosnan and Affleck

• Round 6: The newest guys who people were weren't sure about who knocked it out of the park. Craig and Pattinson

• Round 7: The pure comedy ones. Niven and West

• Round 8: They all have a giant battle with all of their cars.

There was a time travel mishap in this episode of Star Trek, and Worf somehow ended up in modern New York City. While at a museum he sees some guy kill a dozen people and decides he should step in. John Wick and Worf fight. Who is winning a fist fight between a badass Klingon warrior and the best assassin on the planet? We already know John is tough, so there's no need for Worf to job to establish how strong he is.

Both are at peak.

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• Round 1: Both unarmed.

• Round 2: Both get melee weapons.

• Round 3: Worf gets a phaser. John gets a gun.

Darkseid decided that the Absolute Universe isn't screwed up enough, so he's taking Punisher from the Marvel 616 comics and throwing him into the mix. Frank ends up in Gotham, and after blowing some people away he ends up on Batman's radar. The two end up fighting. Who wins? Absolute Batman has gotten some solid superhuman feats recently, but would it be enough to take down one of 616 universe's most dangerous unamped humans?

Both guys are at peak. Fight takes place in Gotham.

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• Round 1: Both unarmed and unarmored.

• Round 2: Both get standard walking around equipment.

• Round 3: Batman gets his Batmobile and Frank gets his van with all of his weapons.

Blade from Marvel sure likes killing vampires. It's like his whole thing. I don't really think he'd get along with the vampire Lestat from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. Both of these guys have gotten a number of ridiculous powerups throughout their series and stand near the top of their respective vampire hierarchies. If they fought each other which do you think would win?

Battle takes place at night in an underground shopping mall. Both are at unamped peak with their favorite gear. Neither has any special one-off equipment or temporary powerups.

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• Round 1: TV Show Lestat versus movies Blade.

• Round 2: Book Lestat versus Marvel 616 comics Blade.