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Both War Machine and Perturabo could be accused of lacking some of the finesse of their sleeker counterparts, but damn do they have a lot more guns than the competition. I know they're the ones I'd want on my side if everyone was trying to shoot each other. Who do you think would win if they fought? Pert has better stats outside of his armor, but Rhodey can fly. I feel like they could both probably hurt each other, but I don't know how 45 year old Thor scaling compares to blasting Daemon Angron. Which cyborg made out of guns is walking away when the most reasonable Primarch fights the guy with the most reasonable superhero name?

Battles take place in an abandoned city. Fighters start 100 feet apart.

Respect Threads: MCU War Machine, 616 War Machine, and Perturabo

• Round 1: MCU War Machine Mark I versus the Iron Circle

• Round 2: MCU War Machine Mark VII versus Great Crusade Era Perturabo

• Round 3: 616 War Machine versus Heresy Era Perturabo

• Round 4: 616 War Machine versus 40k Daemon Prince Perturabo

• Round 5: Cyborg Rhodey without his armor from when his body was destroyed fights unarmored Perty

Peter Parker has horrible luck with magic. He was playing a game of Dungeons & Dragons with Wong when they accidentally summoned a bunch of monsters from the game into the MCU. Spider-Man has to take them down while Wong deals with some other stuff. If MCU Spidey fought the following monsters, which would he beat?

Fights take place in a forest. Spider-Man is at current level with his normal suit. He's healed between rounds. Win by death/ko/incap. The monsters can be from any version you are familiar with!

• Round 1: An Ogre

• Round 2: A Troll

• Round 3: An Oni

• Round 4: A Fire Giant

• Round 5: An Adult White Dragon

• Round 6: A Beholder

• Round 7: A Purple Worm

• Round 8: A Balor

• Round 9: An Ancient Red Dragon

• Round 10: The Tarrasque

Which of the two mainline Command & Conquer worlds would win if the two sides went to war? GDI and Nod from the Tiberium series battle the Allies, Soviets, and Japanese Empire from Red Alert. Who do you think wins between the two? Team Tiberium has more world ending scifi and space assets, but Red Alert has better time travel and psychic BS.

All factions are at peak. Assume the world is somehow big enough for them all to be operating.

• Round 1: GDI and Nod versus Allies, Soviets, and Japan

• Round 2: The Scrinn join the Tiberium side

• Round 3: It's a free for all between the five factions. Who comes out on top?

• Round 4: Yuri versus Kane versus Yuriko Omega

Tony Soprano and his family have dealt with a lot of crap. They did pretty well for a glorified crew. Would the patriarch be able to protect his family from a slasher villain coming after his blood? Tony, Carmela, Meadow, and AJ are the targets of a slasher from a horror movie. Who do you think they could survive/beat?

Michael Myers is after Meadow. Ghostface wants to ruin the family. A road trip through the Pine Barrens ends up at Camp Crystal Lake. Freddy Kreuger thinks AJ is the one who got him killed. Tony takes a piece of the Leprechaun's gold. Carmela solves the Lament Configuration... etc etc. What would they be able to survive? Assume for the sake of the prompt that the situations are at least vaguely similar to those in the original slasher.

Only Tony, Carmela, Meadow, and AJ have to survive. Everyone else is a available and expendable.

Everyone know who wins if Captain America fights Batman, but who wins when the former's partner fights the latter's sidekick? Falcon from Marvel fights Robin from DC. Who is flying away when the two bird-named second fiddle peak human heroes fight?

Everyone is at unamped peak with their best normal gear, even if it wasn't as Robin. Let's say that Redwing isn't around because that wouldn't be fair, but the normal bird population of the city is present. Sam is 616 comics version and the Robins are Prime Earth modern versions. Fights take place in Philadelphia, and fighters start 100 feet apart.

Respect Threads! Sam, Damien, Tim, Jason, Dick

• Round 1: Sam versus Damien Wayne

• Round 2: Sam versus Tim Drake

• Round 3: Sam versus Jason Todd

• Round 4: Sam versus Dick Grayson

• Round 5: Sam, Redwing, and Joaquín Torres versus all four Robins at once.

Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski has found himself in a bit of a pickle. He's caught the attention of a slasher movie villain. What would be the most dangerous slasher movie that the Dude could survive?

Let's say that the Dude knows something is up, and he consults with Walter and Donny on the issue. The slasher is after him for whatever their normal reasons would be. IE the Dude has a piece of the Leprechaun's gold, the Dude is the object of Michael Myer's obsession, the Dude is camping at Camp Crystal Lake, etc. The villain doesn't have to be permanently defeated or anything, The Dude just has to abide.

Blade from his movies was actually pretty powerful. He'd fit right into the MCU powerscale just about where he sits in the comics, right? Above Super Soldiers, below Iron Man, somewhere in the Spider-Man area but with a totally different style. How well do you think he would stack up against the Thunderbolts/New Avengers lineup?

Blade from the trinity of movies he was in fights Yelena, Red Guardian, John Walker, Ghost, and Bucky from the MCU. Can he beat them all?

Everyone has their normal gear and knows they're fighting a superhuman of some nature. Battle at night in an abandoned shopping mall. You can use Deadpool and Wolverine Blade feats if you want, but I was thinking young version.

• Round 1: Blade fights them one at a time and isn't healed between fights any more than he naturally would.

• Round 2: Blade, Hannibal King, and Abigail Whistler fight the whole team at once.

How well does Vinland Saga stand up against American comics? The top tier Vikings are definitely superhuman, but would they be able to stand up to DC comics peak human types? Thorfinn and Damien Wayne each learned that killing is wrong in different ways, through the power of Jesus Christ and Batman, respectively. They used to kill people as kids when they were under the influence of some less-than-morale individuals, but now they've chilled out a lot Which do you think while still kicking a lot of ass. Who woulld win if they were trying to beat each other up?

Fight takes place in an old castle.

Respect Threads: Thorfinn and Damien

• Round 1: Unarmed. Both are at peak.

• Round 2: Both get weapons. Fight when they were younger and more stabby.

Konrad Curze and his boys are doing the Emperor's bidding during the Great Crusade when they happen upon an Earth-like planet that's just inundated with an extraordinarily valuable resource. The Imperium really wants to get its hands on some Tiberium without completely destroying the world it's on. They can't just orbitally bombard everything because they want that juicy alien ore, so they send the angels down to do their good works. Can the Night Lords conquer the planet from Command & Conquer? GDI and The Brotherhood of Nod put aside their differences to fight off these non-Scrin invaders. Which side comes out on top?

GDI and Nod are at peak. The Night Lords are Great Crusade era. The Legion can land all of its Astartes forces and equipment, but nothing else can make planet fall. One side wins when the other side is either completely wiped out or surrenders unconditionally.

• Round 1: The Night Haunter isn't around.

• Round 2: The Night Haunter is leading the whole thing.

• Round 3: The Scrin are helping the Command & Conquer side. The Night Lords have access to all of their space assets.

How strong is Gundam stuff? Like the original show. It's been so long since I've seen it. Has Mobile Suit Gundam been powercrept into oblivion or would the famous Gundam I'm picturing still be able to throw down reasonably well? Like could peak Tony Stark from the MCU take on the Amuro Ray and the RX-78-2 Gundam?

The two meet where Tony fought Thanos on Titan. Tony has the Mark LXXXV suit he used in Endgame. They start the fight a mile apart.

• Round 1: Both are in character.

• Round 2: Both are bloodlusted.

Two alliterative reptilian comic book villains duke it out. Killer Croc from DC Prime Earth and King Cobra from Marvel 616 meet in a bar. They rub each other the wrong way and end up fighting. Who wins between the cobra and the crocodile? The Captain America villain or the Batman villain? Their power levels seem similar since they've both been beaten by peak humans but also thrown down with S Tiers.

Fight starts in a bar in Philadelphia. Both guys have their normal gear and are modern mainline comics version.

Respect Threads! Killer Croc and King Cobra

How does Kylo Ren stack up against the Jedi of earlier eras? He doesn't have the same level of dueling training or experience that many in the past had access to, but he is wickedly strong with the Force and clearly knows how to throw down. Who do you think he could beat if he was sent into a time warp and ended up fighting Jedi from the past? Could he take on many Jedi from the Clone Wars? From the Old Republic? What about the era right before the Clone Wars? Is he getting styled on by Padawans or does it take experienced Knights and Masters?

The Jedi can be from any era. Kylo Ren/ben Solo is at peak. He has his lightsaber and a blaster if he wants it. Fight in a starship with lots of junk around.

Here's his Respect Thread!

Larfleeze from DC gets dumped into Marvel comics and starts taking what's rightfully his, namely everything in the universe. Three big space powers decide that this guy has to be stopped, so they get their greatest champions to go confront the orange menace. The Shi'ar send Gladiator, the Kree send Ronan the Accuser, and the Skrulls send Kl'rt the Super-Skrull. Can the three of them working together take on the one man Lantern Corps?

Everyone is their modern version barring any temporary powerups or depowering. Marvel is 616 comics and DC is Prime Universe. Fight on an abandoned Earth-like planet.

Respect Threads: Larfleeze 1, Larfleeze 2, Gladiator, Ronan, and Kl'rt

• Round 1: Everyone in character.

• Round 2: Everyone bloodlusted.

• Bonus Round: Who is the weakest Marvel space character who could take down Larfleeze solo?

Ferris Bueller decides to skip school on Halloween and spend the day screwing around in one of Chicago's suburbs. While hanging around in Haddonfield he catches the attention of Illinois's second most famous juvenile delinquent. Michael Myers from the Halloween series tries to stalk and kill Ferris Bueller on his day off. Which of the two comes out on top?

Ferris is as he was in his movie. He's just hanging out and trying to have a good time. Michael can be any version besides Thorne. His main goal is to kill Ferris, but he can still kill whoever he wants or mess with the locals like he does.

• Round 1: Ferris is by himself and doesn't know Michael is after him. Loomis is running around somewhere ranting about evil.

• Round 2: Ferris has Cameron and Sloane with him. He knows Michael is after him. Rooney is trying to help Michael catch Ferris.

• Round 3: Michael Myers takes Chicago like Jason took Manhattan. Can he catch Ferris on the rascal's home turf?

Alita heard there are some horrible genetic abominations running around genociding humans and slaughtering cute friendly aliens. She knows being an unnatural war machine doesn't mean you have to be an asshole, so she's going to show them the error of their ways by kicking some ass. Alita from the manga fights Jaghatai Khan from the Horus Heresy. Who wins?

Respect Threads: Alita and Jaghatai Khan

Fight takes place in a burnt out scifi city. Khan has his best wargear.

• Round 1: Alita has her Berserker body

• Round 2: Alita has her Imaginos 1 body. Khan has his jetbike

• Round 3: Alita has her Imaginos 2 body. Khan has his jetbike

How does a top tier human combatant from Star Wars fare against a top tier human combatant from WH40k? Who wins when Bo-Katan Kryze fights Amberley Vail? The Mandalorian has some sick armor, great mobility, and a lot of weapon options, but the Inquisitor has seen some shit and hits really hard. They're both well trained and dangerous, but how do you think they compare?

Both are at unamed peak. Fight in a hangar with lots of stuff around.

*Sorry about the misspelling in the title! It's bothering me so much.

• Round 1: Unarmed.

• Round 2: Amberley gets her power armor and weapons. Bo-Katan gets her full loadout, but no Darksaber. Fighters start 100 feet apart.

• Round 3: Same as Round 2, but Bo-Katan gets the Darksaber.

• Round 4: Bo-Katan gets Din Djarin and Amberley gets Ciaphas Cain. Who wins the 2v2?