And didn't she show up late, too? She claims she loves this trip and wants to make it a yearly tradition, yet she moved her flight up by six hours. Sounds like an absolute blast with her new BFFs!
Mandi’s post about Loren being “selfless” felt incredibly passive-aggressive, especially since she was wasting Loren's products while bragging that she’d never actually buy them. Honestly, every interaction Mandi has with her seems subtly hostile. I'm guessing Gina was the one who actually wanted Loren on this trip, but both of them are just using her for views and cosmetic perks. Not that I feel bad for Loren—she chose to surround herself with these people, so she gets what she deserves.
Keep doing those treatments, Loren. And continue to not wear sunscreen. Your wrinkles are so fetch.
Loren, darling, haven’t you figured it out yet? Bags aren’t going to fill the void. You just keep buying and buying and buying. It’s beyond whether you can afford it or not. It’s a disorder. You need help.
For the 100th time guys, her bags are real. It’s not a flex. Shes telling us so we don’t get scammed. (Insert pic of fake Gucci hat she bought from Poshmark.) But anywho, her bags are real because she’s RICH and classy. Oh and she changed from a Louis Vuitton bag to a Gucci today because it’s raining.
And also so confident with the 6 lbs of makeup, fake lashes, fake hair, fake lips, fake brows, fake tan, an ugly designer bag, and a Tik Tok shop outfit—all to go to coastal Chili’s with grandpa and maybe fight her mom later just to keep things interesting.
Hey guys, the spray tan, Botox, lip filler, hair extensions, eye lashes extensions, designer bags, and too tight Tik Tok shop wardrobe are making her feel really confident. She doesn’t care what we think. She just can’t fathom why we don’t like her and why we can’t leave her alone. She thinks it’s jealousy. We want her life. I, for one, will pass on the big zit under her nose, the flat face, the old man boyfriend, the aggressive dog, the family drama, and the overall lack of fulfillment. She’s not only the “most pretty,” she’s also the “most stupid.”
The haul we’ve been begging for is up, guys!!! We can finally relax. She said, “Some people will say, ‘Why is she buying those bags just to go to Walmart?’” Her response? “Because it’s iconic and I like to do iconic shit.” Ma’am, I think you mean IRONIC. Showing off your latest designer bag with farm equipment in the background is the epitome of ironic. Moron.
She’s on the struggle bus guys! Poor dear. Maybe it’s because she got hit in the face with a 2x4? Seriously though, why is this out-of-touch bitch struggling? She spent the weekend drunk and shopping. She has laid by her pool. She’s out getting coffee. Things look pretty good to me. Maybe it’s because she’s an unfulfilled, narcissistic asshole and all the material things she buys will never make her truly happy.
Ol’ Loren bought this “authentic” Gucci hat on Poshmark. It’s no longer in production and supposedly new with tags. She bought it for less than retail and under $500, which means Poshmark didn’t authenticate it. She brags about her real bags, but can’t spot a fake. She’s so dumb and I love it!
Someone commented that if they had woken up the way she did this morning, they’d be silent. I don’t know what it’s referencing, but ol’ Loren is rising above it “for the kids.” She literally said that’s why she’s the coolest bus driver in the county. Her ego is out of control, even if the comment was tongue in cheek. (Although, Loren isn’t smart enough to be sarcastic.) I’ve heard bits and pieces about her family’s physical altercation during the July 4 party—I totally believe it. Between Loren’s ego and her TikTok “fame”, plus her family’s jealousy and tendency toward bad behavior, it makes sense.