First Post-Op Toilet Time / Rant about this surgery - Captains Log 7.04.2026
Um.. idk about you guys but I haven't been able to go since the night before my surgery 6/25. It's now 7/04 and after 2 laxatives, about 10 stool softeners, and all the boiled zucchini you can think of, I finally DIED tonight. It straight up felt like I was moving ANVILS through my ass.
I know people don't like to talk about it cuz it's TMI or icky but wow the ibuprofen and tylenol spam (alongside antibiotic), plus basically only drinking liquid for a week coupled with the 2 weeks of not eating before my operation bc my wisdom teeth were literally broken and the immense stress and fucking unending anxiety over dry socket and potential infections and not being able to smoke - has completely destroyed my "toilet schedule".
And it goes further than that because I am genuinely terrified of returning to solids - I draw the line at a mashed potato - what the fuck?!? and I'm on day 8 man - what a joke 🤣.
Everyone else is like I loaded up a plate of hot chips with razor blades and hand grenades and it was so good - day 2 btw, sorry sucker!
Idk the thought of my mouth being actually garroted in all 4 corners kinda makes eating a terrifying process for me. And then it's like just the eating can be a cause of infection like HELLO EATING DISORDER I DID NOT HAVE!!!! (the reason I say that is because according to my dad and my gf and myself my holes are closed - the gums have been pulled over the extraction sites and stitched together - to protect my blood clot underneath and promote healing. This being said, all videos show the dentist jamming the syringe into the extraction site and blasting solution in there - I can't do that yet - and given I am 8 days in I am just fucking terrified of getting an infection. I will call my dentist on Monday and ask them what the fuck I am supposed to do and why I was given syringes and told to start 5-7 days after and on day 8 my shit is still closed? i'm glad it's still closed tbh when I see the gaping wounds I will probably either 1) pass out or 2) kms on the spot LOL.
I hope my laments can make someone out there know they are not alone. Also, I didn't use AI to generate this - I am just a very upset person (borderline psychotic post op) with no friends to talk to, and my dad and my gf just cannot bear to hear another word of my constant complaining. I'm just upset, not a robot 😢