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Update on my Bavarian bridge-hotel CAMP in Helvetia
Fully furnished hotel for wandering Vaulties, with breakfast and dinner served daily and a bar open 24/7. Our chef’s signature Bratwurst is 100% Brahmin. The kitchen is strictly Brahmin-only. Any resemblance between the sausage and missing guests is purely coincidental.
Feeling lucky? Our underground shelter casino is the only bunker in Appalachia where you lose your caps voluntarily.
Built over the river in proper Bavarian style, because if the world ends, it should at least end with a pretzel in hand.