Oliver D. Suzy; baby cryptid
10 weeks old, and already starting an impressive rap sheet/resume with such notable offenses/skills as;
sleep crimes (she prefers to lay like a corpse, on her side, legs out and stiff, or on her back like a cockroach, and always with the whites of her eyes showing just a bit)
Assault with a deadly weapon (chews on myself, her other dad, and each of her significantly larger siblings- from a smedium terrier mix, to a wolfhound mix)
Use of sonic weapons (she barks like she's trying to shank you with sound, and she screamed as if she was dying the first time I left a room without her).
First two photos are some examples of the sleep crimes, third photo is my hand for size, fourth photo is a picture of her face for general vibes; I feel it captures the violence in her eyes.
She has few virtues besides being cute, running very very fast, and potty training surprisingly quick. I love her so much, and when she inevitably trips me so I fall to my death, I will die happy.