A rant and a poem...😭😂
Well, I've tried everything: made rant posts about the finale; I've grieved and tried to put it out of my head and thought I was getting past it. Now, I think the bitter taste might always be in my mouth because, like someone else posted a day ago after the Prime account closed, I realized I'm traumatized. So, here's why, and then a silly little poem I hope might give fellow traumatized GO goblins some comfort, Lol.
* The finale changed the message (for the worse):
Season 1-- "It's not right or worth it to destroy even one person" (aka Adam); Season 3-- "We and everything in our universe is wrong, so destroying it is okay." Nope. If the price of a new universe is the physical destruction of the old one, that price is ALWAYS too high. Also, as far as A and C's choice being touted as "self-sacrifice": it's NOT "self-sacrifice" if you take everyone else out with you. That's just called genocide. Wanna damn yourself? Fine. Don't make that choice for every other living thing.
*The finale's illogic: the annihilation of a freaking universe because of one planet-- earth?! How stupidly myopic and arrogant.
*How would we feel if things were reversed? If OUR universe got erased? (BTW, it IS ours in the original story; no finale retconning can change that).
*Book/season 1&2: life and respect for everyone and the audience and their beliefs, both religious/non-religious; season 3: spits in the face of this and preaches "only one right way," , aka, ONLY our secular universe can be. And supernatural beings are now inherently worthless as themselves. Ughhh
*Season 3 expects us to set aside our morality. To forget our abhorrence of, oh, I don't know-- genocide-- and be "grateful" some cardboard cut-outs have a fanfic meet-cute when a universe has just been erased with no choice in the matter before our very eyes. They've got our emotions focused on the wrong "card in the game." Focused on a tired, tragic love story trope, aka, a creation by NG for the show, that gaslights and misdirects us away from the message of genocide/ su*cide.
* I can't help but wonder DT's thoughts, having played two genocidal characters now: the Doctor and Crowley. Only in Dr. Who, he's rightfully depicted as overcome with guilt over the immorality of what he's done. So, since when did the world of wholesome media start thinking the "g" word is okay? Also, speaking of the Doctor, no wonder DT himself said Asa and Anthony only "look a bit like A and C," but aren't them. After all, as the 10th Doctor said, "A footprint isn't a boot."
The original story did what the finale failed to do: it talked about serious things without ever taking itself too seriously.
And now a little "ditty" my spastic brain made up. May it bring comfort or at least a pity cringe. 😂
"The Way It Really Ended"
Come, my Good Omens friends!
Let's turn your tears to laughter
By telling you a truer tale
Of happ'ly ever after.
Where there's no annihilation;
No universe is gone.
There's Angels, Demons, Humans still;
Free will for everyone!
And that's the way
It's going to stay
For ages-- ages more;
All creatures that are great and small
Both humans-- supernatural-- all--
Still in the world that they adore.
The Them and our young Adam
Have set the world to right;
Apocalypse averted!
The future's big and bright.
Anathema and Newt
Are getting married soon;
They've just bought Jasmine Cottage
Last Monday afternoon.
And snuggled in their bungalow
They've nicknamed "Shangri-la,"
Shadwell and Madame Tracy
Are having their hoorah.
I know what you're all thinking;
Don't worry, we're not through!
For where would our Good Omens be
Without our favorite two?!
So here's Aziraphale
With Crowley by his side;
A cozy South Downs cottage
Is where they both reside.
The bookshop in the village
Keeps the Angel rather busy
While the flowers in their garden
Keep poor Crowley in a tizzy!
They have a castle too, of course,
With tow’rs of white and gray
Where often times they’ll host a ball
And dance the night away.
The feasts they have are famous
With neighbors far and wide.
The air is filled for miles around
With smells of food that’s baked and fried.
There's gravlax with dill sauce,
And deviled eggs piled high;
And wine, and cocoa, Angel cake,
And every kind of pie.
The townsfolk often wonder
How the castle came to be;
The "when," and "why," and "wherefore"
Remain a mystery.
But since the two newcomers
Are quirky-- true-- but kind,
The neighbors shrug
And scratch their heads,
And never seem to mind.
"We're all so bloody lucky!"
They all seem to agree,
"With constant invitations
To a castle, and for free!"
The Angel and the Demon
Can't really help but snicker
(Till they arrange the seating chart
And start to snark and bicker...).
But then, there are those lazy days
Spent by the fireside,
Just sharing in a friendship
Where they don't have to hide.
Often, though, on sunny days
It's off to London town!
To stroll the park
And feed the ducks
Until the sun goes down.
Then dinner-- always-- at the Ritz
(No reservation needed)
Then back again to cottage life
And getting gardens weeded.
"Who knew retirement'd be such fun?"
Remarks Crowley one day;
"I know, dear boy! Isn't it grand!"
Aziraphale will say.
And then they'll smirk
And toast the world,
And tease each other gently;
Then, side by side, they'll race back home
Tucked safely in the Bentley.
The rain falls soft on London;
The mist lies on the Downs.
The world will wake tomorrow
To smiles, and laughs, and frowns.
"It's really all ineffable,"
Our Angel loves to say,
"Life's big and little mysteries
In every kind of way..."
"And that's just how it should be,
And nightingales should sing,"
God whispers, kindly, hidden;
"I'll let them do their thing."
And so, Good Omens friends,
Let tears and heartache mend;
Just think about the future
With the hope Sir Terry penned.
Just think of Adam slouching
Towards Tadfield in the dawn,
With Hell and Heaven grouching:
"Humanity has won..."
-- by Mel B. (Please do not use my poem without permission) 🙂