The dead don't smile but he did
Twenty-three years of opening the dead. In that time I've learned three things: people die with surprising monotony. When they don't, you wish they had — because unusual death means sleepless nights, calls from Miller at four in the morning, and bourbon that runs out faster than it should. The third thing I learned recently. I'll get to it.
Arthur Wintrop died unusually. And God help me, he did it with unsettling elegance.
Examination room four always held the same bone-deep cold — eighteen degrees, if you trusted the thermometer above the door. A dry, preserving cold that works under the skin and carries the heavy smell of ozone and formaldehyde. The only thing that cut through that invisible wall of chemical decay was my Chanel No. 5. Sharp, bitter, old-fashioned. Elizabeth hated that perfume. Said I smelled like death. Maybe that's exactly why I kept wearing it.
Twenty-three years taught me to read the shades of death the way a sommelier reads a heavy Burgundy. Drowning victims smell of sweet rot and river mud — a marshy aftertaste that gets into your hair and stays for a week. The hanged smell of copper and urea — the sphincters go first. Overdoses smell of synthetics and burning plastic, and sometimes, inexplicably, of cinnamon, if it was fentanyl. Gunshots smell of gunpowder and iron — thick, heavy iron that settles on the tongue.
Wintrop smelled of nothing. That was the first thing that worried me.
Here, between the blinding white tile and the cold stainless steel, everything obeyed one absolute rule: either your chest rises, or you become a subject of my investigation. And honestly, subjects have always suited me better. They don't throw fits, don't interrupt mid-sentence, and don't walk out slamming doors because you're, apparently, "emotionally unavailable." The dead are perfect company. They stay until you're finished.
Although about the "they don't lie" part — I would turn out to be badly wrong.
Arthur Wintrop lay on the steel table violating the one unwritten law of any morgue: the dead are not allowed to look that happy. Death is crude. It wipes away personality like a wet sponge on a chalkboard, leaving only a pale, sunken mask of lived years. But Wintrop looked like a man who had breathed his last reading his own obituary — written by a brilliant PR agent — and found every word deeply satisfying.
"Doc, you seeing this?" Marcus, my assistant, shifted his weight and stepped back from the table to give me room under the shadowless lamp. He smelled of tuna again. Twelve years I'd been trying to break him of eating next to corpses. Twelve years he'd successfully ignored me.
"Twelve years I've been here," he continued, not waiting for an answer. "Seen blue drowning victims, blown-apart gunshot wounds, bags of bones from rooftop falls, and one electrician who got fried in his own bathtub to a crispy finish. His wife thought it was the smell of burning bacon, by the way — until she came to check on breakfast. But never — not once, doc — have I seen a corpse with a happier expression than me in my wedding photos."
I snapped on latex gloves. The click of rubber in the silence sounded like a rifle bolt.
"Your wedding photos aren't a very high bar, Marcus."
"Fair point," he muttered. "Still."
Wintrop had been found that morning in his Brookline bedroom. Owner of an investment empire, philanthropist, a man whose life had been scheduled by the minute between sweaty Wall Street trades and airless charity evenings for the local philharmonic. Now he lay here, naked, stripped of everything, his flawless skin under the halogen lights the color of expensive antique porcelain. The kind that sits in museum cases and is never used for its intended purpose.
I leaned over his face — close enough to almost touch his nose. Expensive cologne. Sandalwood, leather, citrus. Six hours after death, bacteria are usually well into their work, and the first thing they do is brutally overwrite any perfume with the stench of decay. Wintrop smelled like a man on his way to a business breakfast. As if death had simply been one more item on a packed schedule — somewhere between a conference call and a meeting with investors.
The dead man's eyes were wide open. Unnaturally wide. Usually in open eyes you see the clouded fog of a long agony or the wild, animal fear of stepping into the void. I'd seen that fear a thousand times — always the same, whether billionaire or homeless man. Death strips every mask.
But here there was no fear. No pain. Wintrop had the face of a man who, in the very last, slipping second of his life, had learned something extraordinarily pleasant. Something breathtaking. Something that may have been worth dying for.
What exactly — that, to my deep regret, I could no longer ask him.