u/ProfitNo2563

Source:

https://x.com/i/status/1902358406272577585

Here is the full translation of all the text in the image into English:

1. Dialogue Bubbles (Left Side)

Top left bubble (what Wakaba is saying):

Se~npai❤️ or Senpai~❤️

Middle left bubble (the Senpai's shocked reaction):

"A bokukko who uses formal speech?! Are you kidding me?!"

(Note: A "bokukko" is a girl who uses the boyish/tomboyish pronoun "boku" for "I". Senpai is losing it because she is mixing a tomboy speech style with overly polite, teasing language).

2. Author's Commentary on the Background (Right & Bottom)

Large red text on the right:

"I used to think 'What a bratty girl (mesugaki)...' but then I saw some 18+ content of her, and man, you just can't help but fall in love with her. Seriously, Katyusha..."

(Note: Her character is based on the real-life racehorse Osaichi George, born to Mill George and Sachino Wakaba, hence her name Mil Wakaba. The artist affectionately nicknames her Katyusha because the name sounds similar to the famous song).

Small text on the bottom right:

"Mil Wakaba..."

Text in the bottom left corner:

"I really want to see what kind of attitude she shows towards Ace."

(Note: "Ace" refers to Katsuragi Ace, another character from the same series).

Source:

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122681388

Source:

https://x.com/396Bun/status/1970520615514972603?s=20

Source: https://x.com/i/status/2070508863317815502

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142434535

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/127551639

Attention, jurors and attorneys! A case is being heard in the court of the city of Tracent. Dream Journey is in the dock.

DREAM JOURNEY STANDS ACCUSED OF:

Running an organized crime syndicate and beating a passerby with an umbrella for sneezing in her direction.

She is also charged with wrecking a café because she was served a latte without a heart design in the foam.

The defense witnesses have already been beaten up by her.

When asked if she felt remorse, she said no—that she regretted nothing of what she had done.

She is charged with disrespecting the judge and the law. She declares right in the courtroom that the judge is a nobody and that human laws do not apply to her (She is mistaken on this point, as the UN classifies Umamusume as half-humans or beings related to humans, and their rights are outlined in the same article that covers humans.)

ROLE AND ADDRESS PROTOCOL (Who's Who):

I am the High Judge of Trescent Academy. You, in the comments, are court-appointed defense attorneys.

Your task is to save the defendant from a life sentence. Casual comments like "she's cute" will be dismissed as contempt of court.

YOU MUST BEGIN every response with "Your Honor, my client..." or "Objection!"

RULE REGARDING COURT EVIDENCE:

You are permitted to use game lore, real-world facts about horses, or character personality as "evidence." Any form of evidence is accepted: in-game screenshots, Wikipedia excerpts about real horses, or arguments regarding your client's personality.

Absurdity is encouraged. The more insane your line of defense, the greater the chance the Judge will accept it.

FORBIDDEN TACTICS (Restrictions):

Using the argument "She is mentally unstable" is prohibited. Psychiatric evaluations have deemed her fully competent (even her sister Gold Ship, though the doctors were in tears).

Arguments along the lines of "but she's cute/beautiful" are not accepted by the Judge and are punished with a fine, without mercy.

Claims that she was hypnotized by aliens will not be accepted, Mrs. Gold Ship.

For direct insults against the Judge, Dream Journey will personally come to your home.

If the lawyer tries to state outright that she is "innocent," she might beat him up right at the podium for making her look weak. So, for your own safety, use different wording.

PRESENT YOUR ARGUMENTS AS TO WHY I, THE JUDGE, SHOULD NOT THROW HER BEHIND BARS RIGHT THIS INSTANT. DEFEND HER AGAINST PRECISELY THAT OUTCOME.

I know it's hard to call it a daily survey now because of when the last survey was and the gap in days between them. College and work have ruined my plans.

Since some people may not be able to ask their questions in one day due to time zone differences or other stuff, I want to assure you that I will respond even after the DAYS deadline has passed. So that everyone has time to receive answers.

Ask me anything, and I'll answer as if Stay Gold, Gold Ship, Fenomeno, Nakayama Festa, Dream Journey Orfevre, Lucky Lilac, and Marche Lorraine were in the room with you.

All vulgar, nasty, and obscene questions will be ignored.

Helloooo!!!!! Your beloved and inimitable Golshi is here! Author-san gave me two letters he wanted me to read to you! So, boys and girls, listen carefully, or I'll get angry.

The first letter from the author himself:

I know it's hard to call it a daily survey now because of when the last survey was and the gap in days between them. College and work have ruined my plans.

Since some people may not be able to ask their questions in one day due to time zone differences or other stuff, I want to assure you that I will respond even after the DAYS deadline has passed. So that everyone has time to receive answers.

The second one is from my sister Nakayama:

It basically says that on her day, when she was asked questions, she was upset that no one asked her about the tragic story between her and Nobuko Izumi. People did ask Orfevre about the boy, though. Both stories are sad, but she felt left out. But don't worry! She won a poker game against Sirius after that day, and now she's off to Hawaii to collect the money!

Ask me anything but dirty, intimate, or filthy questions.

You may ask about my mother, sister, nieces and grandmother.

Context: After his victory over Oguri at Takarazuka Kinen, real-life horse Osaichi George (on whom Mill Wakaba is based) did not win another race until the end of his career in 1991.

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136500211

Since some people may not be able to ask their questions in one day due to time zone differences, I want to assure you that I will respond even after the one-day deadline has passed. So that everyone has time to receive answers.

Ask me anything but dirty, intimate, or filthy questions.

You may ask about my mother, sister, aunts and grandmother

Source:

https://x.com/i/status/2051977614164885654

Since some people may not be able to ask their questions in one day due to time zone differences, I want to assure you that I will respond even after the one-day deadline has passed. So that everyone has time to receive answers.

Ask me anything but dirty, intimate, or filthy questions.

You may ask about my mother, sister, aunts and grandmother

Since some people may not be able to ask their questions in one day due to time zone differences, I want to assure you that I will respond even after the one-day deadline has passed. So that everyone has time to receive answers.

Ask me anything but dirty, intimate, or filthy questions.

You may ask about my mother and sisters.

Source: https://x.com/i/status/1959374590284632329

Since some people may not be able to ask their questions in one day due to time zone differences, I want to assure you that I will respond even after the one-day deadline has passed. So that everyone has time to receive answers.

Ask me anything but dirty, intimate, or filthy questions.

You may ask about my mother and sisters.

Ask me anything but dirty, intimate, or filthy questions.

You may ask about my mother and sisters.

Ask me anything but dirty, intimate, or filthy questions.

You may ask about my mother and sisters.

You can ask me about anything about my daughters.

Just not my parenting methods.