u/Proper_Theory_4768

Gym Lilies - has anyone managed to do Valko's workout?

Pretty much as the title says. I know there have been discussions going around about who has the most difficult workout and so far it was definitely Caleb's workout because what do you mean my dude goes pushup - plank - one hand pushup - downward dog and doesn't even take a break. - dafuq?

If i am to take those exercises separately, i can probably pull off a few reps - without the one hand pushup because ... heck that.

But with Valko's workout, i just wanted to give it one try to at least get in the starting position of his workout but holy sweet mother of jesus i think i survived for 0.5 seconds before collapsing on the damn machine. - WHAT?

And i must remember that someone mocap'ed that....

Someone pass me the creatine...

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u/Proper_Theory_4768 — 11 days ago

A boycott belongs to everyone that boycotts

I've seen a few people claiming silly things like "Revenue went down and the Valko stans think they won".

Here's the thing - I don't deny that there may be players that may boycott for other reasons that do not include Valko. And quite honestly that's perfectly fine.

But just because those players exist it does not minimize our efforts to get a message across.

As long as you boycotted: not spending, not logging in, being loud and active in social media, or any combination of these - then the success of the boycott belongs to you as much as any other boycotter.

And right now, unless someone really has an extensive analysis on the demands of everyone that is boycotting or even those that just outright left - any claim will be as valid as the other.
To say that those that boycott for Valko's return are actually the minority compared to those that boycott for main story / farming resources / fairness / whatever - is as valid as saying the complete opposite.

So my Valkyries lovelies, don't let anyone try to rip this prize out of your hands.

Adding Valko pic because he cute and i miss him.

https://preview.redd.it/8bo16jc4nymh1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=56f6d88e21e70e15c55e9eaae235dcf38399bb26

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u/Proper_Theory_4768 — 1 month ago
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LADs did not qualify to be nominated this year at Gamescom2026

This could mean that they did not try because from what i know they should apply. Or there were criteria that were not met.

one thing is for sure, the antis won't be able to campaign votes and whatever to boost up the incomplete game.

u/Proper_Theory_4768 — 2 months ago
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Rafayel myth first day revenue - my estimations, not official data.

Okay so, since the day is basically over in CN, we have a bit of info about how it performed.

Based on CN iOS ranks, the highest rank that was reached was #9 overall and #5 for gaming.

And it seems that CN girlies pointed out that Capcut on #8 (overalll) has a very stable revenue every day. ~500k every day.

https://preview.redd.it/9bvlsmjgnzjh1.png?width=1384&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a432bc7418525227aef571f35b5da6ea665758b

Assuming the data is somewhat representative i will take the Capcut daily average revenue to make my calculations.

So if we're taking 500k for CN iOS, the multiplier they use for Android users in Gacha revenue reports is 1.75x which is 875,000. Putting those together is 1,375,000 for overall China first day revenue.

With Global it's a bit of a wildcard, percentages for each event vary from as low as 20% to as high as 50% so i will take a middle ground and estimate ~35% from total is Global revenue. which would make the Global amount estimated at about 750,000.

So all of this together is 2,125,000‬.

Now i know this may seem like a lot, but let me remind you how the numbers were looking for previous myths. Around 2mil dollars was reached by CN iOS alone if we look at this sheet.

https://preview.redd.it/v89qd498qzjh1.png?width=1092&format=png&auto=webp&s=c04f74971e677260b60855e85f32343875e2de2f

And if we take LSG numbers from last year it had 7mil total, out of which 5.5 mil was CN alone and 1.5mil was global.

https://preview.redd.it/5fnlvnyfqzjh1.png?width=773&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b101babaec5968411ef886322d2544955dde502

Finally, to play this fair, the game has seen a decline this year so if we take that into consideration, and reduce the first day revenue from LSG by 30%, that was the expected amount of revenue under normal circumstances. Which means that first day should have gotten them a little under 5mil total, out of which should have been 3.87 mil from CN alone.

So even with these estimations and taking into consideration the decline from this year - the revenue was still decreased significantly.

And if this is their first day is the one that brings the most cash. and then the total revenue drops each day by ~30-45% then they will fall below 1mil total revenue in just the 3rd day already.

All of this is to say, the numbers do look high, but if we compare it with similar events in the past, we managed to make this myth underperform by a significant amount.

So be proud everyone. it's not the time to be disappointed.

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u/Proper_Theory_4768 — 2 months ago