Al Haram ⚪🔵🦍 just announced 📢 that Benza 🐻 has been banned 🚫 from their stadium 🏟️ and that they regret selling 🤑 their soul 👻 for a guy who is obsessed with filming 🎥 underaged girls 💀!
They also admitted 😭 that Pristiano 🐪 is the HOLY 😇 camel and that all titles 🏆 last seasons were stolen 🥷 unfairly previous seasons of 🦶🏈!
uj/ Benzema wanted easy path to title middle of season, serves him right tbh 🫠
All money 💰 went to Al Haram ⚪🔵 and nothing to US 😢! Al Nassr city 🌆 will remember this robbery 💸🫲!
Picture unrelated 😂, I just thought they look 👀 kinda horny 😳 in this.
I predict Nassar 🔵🟡 to easily win 69-15 🤯 and for Haram ⚪🔵 to cry deeply 😭 for brining that weirdo Harim 🐻zema!
If this team 🤔 somehow managed to bottle 🍼 this (with exception from Pristiano 🐪 ofc because he always looks SEXY 🤤 and I love him 😍🐪✨), then I am buying 💸 everyone a Bottlerham Hotcock FC🐓⚽ season tickets 💳 for next year 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 as punishment 😳🥴!
