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This post consists of one funny moment in every Breaking Bad episode. Even though Breaking Bad is a very dark show, it has a lot of funny moments. I won't be mentioning El Camino or BCS episodes though. Let's start.

S1 Ep 1: Walt quits his job at the car wash.

S1 Ep 2: "My name is Skyler White yo, My husband is Walter White yo."

S1 Ep 3: "Heil Hitler, bitch!"

S1 Ep 4: "Then why don't you just fucking die already? Just give up and die."

S1 Ep 5: Badger's ultimate move, "HELICOPTER BITCH!"

S1 Ep 6: Tuco tried the meth of Walt, saying, "This kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape!"

S1 Ep 7: Tuco tries blue meth, and goes, "TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, YEAH"

S2 Ep 1: Skyler calls Marie a "BITCH SISTER"

S2 Ep 2: Jesse lying about Chilli P.

S2 Ep 3: Hector would rather shit on his wheelchair than snitch.

S2 Ep 4: "What is wrong with you? Why are you blue?"

S2 Ep 5: DBBA, "Don't be an asshole"

S2 Ep 6: "Where's my money, bitch? Bitch, where's my money?"

S2 Ep 7: "Hey, welcome to Mexic-"

S2 Ep 8: "Public Masturbation."

S2 Ep 9: "Ah, wire."

S2 Ep 10: "Stay out of my territory."

S2 Ep 11: I know it's dark, but Combo getting killed by Tomás is actually quite funny.

S2 Ep 12: "Hey, I pay my rent, bitch!"

S2 Ep 13: Mike slaps Jesse.

S3 Ep 1: "Marijuana? Cocaine?" "It's Methamphetamine!"

S3 Ep 2: Walt throwing pizza on a roof.

S3 Ep 3: Hank starting a bar brawl.

S3 Ep 4: Walt throws a huge potted plant at Ted's window.

S3 Ep 5: Hank accidently disturbing a couple in their RV.

S3 Ep 6: "This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed.... BITCH!"

S3 Ep 7: That arms dealer, talking a lot, even talking about peeing on women.

S3 Ep 8: "Burn in hell you piece of shit."

S3 Ep 9: Los Pollos Hermanos commercial turning into meth.

S3 Ep 10: "This is a... I made it."

S3 Ep 11: "Clearly his taste in women is the same as in lawyers. Only the very best, with just the right amount of dirty."

S3 Ep 12: Walt driving his car over the drug dealers.

S3 Ep 13: The guy who came out of the room, screaming and shooting.

S4 Ep 1: The cut from cleaning blood, to dipping fries in ketchup.

S4 Ep 2: "Walt is hiding behind his woman"

S4 Ep 3: Walt giving the middle finger.

S4 Ep 4: "I invited your guests to leave."

S4 Ep 5: Jesse plays with a stick.

S4 Ep 6: Walt immediately spending Bogdan's first dollar.

S4 Ep 7: Walts calls a taxi as he watches a car blow up.

S4 Ep 8: Hector pees in the pool.

S4 Ep 9: "What, this guy goes two places everyday, all week?"

S4 Ep 10: Don Eladio collapsing in the pool.

S4 Ep 11: Ted runs from Huell and Kuby, only to trip and fall, hitting his head hard.

S4 Ep 12: "We're gonna find heroin here like we're gonna find Jimmy Hoffa, right?"

S4 Ep 13: Hector calls the DEA, only to type out profanities.

S5 Ep 1: "YEAH, BITCH! MAGNETS!"

S5 Ep 2: Lydia sits behind Mike, facing away from him.

S5 Ep 3: Badger plays the guitar.

S5 Ep 4: "Ayo, pool party."

S5 Ep 5: Kuby blocking the railroad.

S5 Ep 6: Jesse has dinner with Walt and Skyler.

S5 Ep 7: "Shut the fuck up, and let me die in peace."

S5 Ep 8: Hank finding out Walt is Heisenberg at a toilet of all places.

S5 Ep 9: Hank punches Walt.

S5 Ep 10: Huell and Kuby lie down on Walt's money.

S5 Ep 11: Trent being a nice waiter, only to realise that this isn't a peaceful family meeting.

S5 Ep 12: Walt's gas pump story.

S5 Ep 13: "Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me."

S5 Ep 14: Walt rolling a barrel through the desert.

S5 Ep 15: Todd bringing Jesse ice cream.

S5 Ep 16: Marie talks to Skyler on the phone, saying, "That arrogant asshole won't get to you, he's not a criminal mastermind that he thinks he is!", and then after that call, the camera angle changes, revealing Walt in Skyler's place, listening to the conversation this entire time.

There we go, I mentioned them all.

I'll start first. Oh boy, I might get downvoted for this, but I consider Face-Off as the most overrated episode. I'm not saying that it's a bad episode, I'm just saying that it isn't as good as people make it out to be. It has good moments, like Hector calling the DEA, only to type out profanities, and also the plot twist where Walter did in fact poison Brock, but other than that, there are parts that drug out for me. Also, as cool Gus' death is, it was also quite illogical. He was blown up to the side, he should fall down to the side. Nobody would walk out and adjust their tie if they were caught in an explosion. While Face Off is a good episode, is it on the same level as Ozymandias and Felina? I don't think so.

But anyway, what's your hot take, people?