u/RandomTomAnon

I’d fold immediately if I woke up to Mordred like this.

I’d fold immediately if I woke up to Mordred like this.

Legs spread, no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, they could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

I NEED that Morcock. I don’t care if they break my hips by giving me the gigadicking I fucking need. I could never walk again and it’d still be worth it.

u/RandomTomAnon — 1 day ago

My last post was made while drunk. This one is no different.

I would propose to Mordred on the spot. Jk. I’d attempt to seduce them with my body and by getting to know them. I need that Clarent dick.

u/RandomTomAnon — 4 days ago

Rintards.

There’s been a lot of conflict going on. Sieg being trash or not. Whether that Siegfried should be counted as a separate person due to the lack of depth, if rape is ok, and numerous other small intrigues. The end goal is we’re all Rintards. Sharing our stupid and Rintarded opinion. For the love of the game.

u/RandomTomAnon — 5 days ago

Heah. Why do I encounter so many Mordred haters and down players?!

Feels like everyone undersells my GOATs abilities. I made this egg while drunk. Downed in one gulp. Same as five others like it.

u/RandomTomAnon — 17 days ago

Everyone is whining and crying about FGOfes announcements

Get over it. If ya don’t like it, don’t watch. We all know FGO is all Type-Moon cares about. It should be no surprise they continue to milk the cash cow. While any other series fucking suffer.

u/RandomTomAnon — 21 days ago

Fuck you. Hangovers suck.

I made this monstrosity of a hot dog while I was drunk. It tasted like shit. But I ate it cuz I made it. I’m winning.

u/RandomTomAnon — 21 days ago

It was back day today. But it was WORTH IT. Soon I shall have the same back as my GOAT.

Now I’m gonna go to the bar for three hours.

u/RandomTomAnon — 22 days ago

Fuck these bitchass hoodie edits and hoodie reposts. How many times I gotta see this stupid shit? How many people are gonna be like “Oh I didn’t know.” Lame ass, Stupid ass LARPERs.

u/RandomTomAnon — 1 month ago