"You ain't Rambo, you ain't Mcriddy, you're not whatever the hell the guy's name in Die Hard was, so someone really has to curb your ego before it gets out of hand and gets someone killed!" -SailerMan
He could've easily responded with "The fuck do you mean get someone killed? You JUST said that this is harmless!"
Seriously, H4CK3R's best feat is depowering TSC and it wasn't even pulled off using his own intelligence. 😭
People say that victim wasn't experienced but I think he genuinely just has some of the lowest Battle IQ of all time (no offense), if you gave this power set to King Orange he would've actually pushed TDL to extreme diff instead of having his clones get aura farmed on.
Why is King Orange even in his MU spread
Couple things to note:
This list assumes the player using them is on a map with death pits and out of bound areas to begin with. It also assumes that any weapons with on kill effects are already active when the player encounters the blight. (So the eyelander for example would already have 4 heads, and the reason I think it's the best sword is because the speed boost in general is useful for avoiding infected)
Sticky jumper and Tide Turner are at the top since they can get you to killzones without the risk of gibbing yourself.
If you think something should be higher or lower feel free to explain why.
Honestly, as much as I love this fight it comes off as weirdly short compared to every other battle involving "the strongest". It really could've benefitted from an extra minute or 2 to make it feel like an extreme diff.
I know Alan had to plug this into what was already the longest episode he's ever made, but it feels like he just conveniently remembered the icon could absorb mobs (yes, it actually could do that back in AvM 25 when Purple took it through the Nether portal) and decided that's how King would win without giving Herobrine any counterplay other than possessing Red, only for him to not switch up his strategy much and continue trying to melee King despite knowing that would put him in one-shot range.
It really wasn't needed at all tbh, he could've just had King use more unavoidable commands in response to getting blitzed and show us how Herobrine countered them, then have King Orange win solely off of a perfectly-timed move alone like how TCO did victim's clones in the box.
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I'd definitely be scared to tap into them if this was the first real exposure I got to finding out I could revive people.
Ok, I could just tag this as a meme and not have to explain anything, but from how it's framed its really just an argument thinly veiled as a meme, so I'll try to get this off my chest without going on a long rant.
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Victim is the most privileged character in this sub. Where the fuck are y'all finding this community of people who excessively hate him and say he deserves to get tortured by Alan? Where are you finding people saying with a straight face that destroying websites is ok? For every post or comment not wanting victim to get away with everything there are 10+ other posts talking about how he's an unambiguous good boy who could never do anything bad whatsoever. Sure, there was that one guy talking about how he is an allegory for Hitler, but 90% of people pointed out how insane it was in its own comment section.
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Some of y'all victim fans have to be the softest mfs ever if you think the criticism he gets even remotely compares to what TCO fans have to see on a daily basis. Oh look! It's "TCO is still responsible for Mitsi dying!" post #5252413 like the people who made those theories didn't already concede to being aware of that months ago for fucks sake. Have you seen the amount of people feeling the need to explain that H4CK3R could've beaten TDL even though nobody called him a fraud for losing in the first place? Or the amount of rehashed "victim is justified" posts that get hundreds of upvotes for saying basically the same thing?
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I'm not even trying to debate about morality so don't change the subject. Victim glazers saying that TCO fans are the main problem here are genuinely just projecting.
Edit: To reiterate, I'm not trying to imply anything with this post other than the fact I think it's disingenuous to suggest that victim gets more hate than TCO.
He went from giving the most nonchalant jabs in AvA 3, to the indifferent but impactful hits of the showdown, to just straight up aura farming against Hacker before turning bro to Vic/tim.
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The 3x clone kill is my favorite clip, not much else to say here, I absolutely love watching this guy.
I just remembered that Dark used to have an observatory he lived in before dying. I think the structure he built at the end of Machine was supposed to be his new base so he might forget about this one.
It can be used as a hideout for the survivors during TDL's apocalypse and still has a working computer to contact Alan with so it could definitely work as a makeshift panic shelter setting. What do you think?
I'm predicting that AvA 14 will be some Weirdmageddon-esque apocalypse episode where everyone's main focus is just surviving and coming up with a plan to fight back against TDL.
This popped into my mind because neither Mitsi nor TCO where with the Mercs and CG when Rocket Corp blew up and I headcanon that the explosion launched them miles away so as far as we know it's just these 2 for now.
He knew that they were all cooked either way, so he made sure that by all means Dark wouldn't get out of this either, even if it ultimately failed.
Personally, I think Pressure would be a good setting. It has the same issues as Turbine of little to no way out of bounds and the underwater part of the map could make for a horrifying chase sequence.