u/ReallyRisu

Here he is guarding his pile of treats with his one working eyeball. Oh, and his bloodwork came back that he is immortal, as we all suspected.

It’s harder to tell in pictures, but the fur on his body is black with dark brown ombré ends, his head, ears, and legs are silver, and his front paws and chest are snow white. He’s such a unique little guy! If anyone wants to guess his DNA test results, I can post them later!

This was Wishbone when he first came to me as a semi-feral foster from a hoarding situation. ❤️‍🩹

Crouton sees all.

I named him, but he has only been haunting me personally for the past half of a year.

Presumably his person passed, and their family brought him to a shelter with no information or explanation.

When I was asked if I wanted to foster him, my intuition already knew that he and I had made a soul-pact in a previous life, probably involving blood and whispered chanting, and that he would be my new ominous little shadow for the rest of his earthly existence (foster-fail).

I estimate that he is older than time itself, and he demands weekly sacrifices of tiny bits of pizza that he gums into a gelatinous mush with his ~four remaining teeth.

He weighs about 6 pounds, can only see out of one eye, has a cauliflower ear, is mostly deaf, and his near-continuous barking sounds like a demonically possessed goose. He yells at every other animal in the house that merely THINKS about looking in his direction (except one; I don’t know what power she wields to have avoided his all-powerful curse aside from being blessed with a smooth brain).

Our veterinary office has nicknamed him “The Terminator” because of his one cloudy eye (and the fact that he literally tries to devour everyone there).

My tiny, confident, crusty, ancient, scruffy, decrepit little piece of stale bread. ❤️‍🩹