Shane vs Ilya: Who Has The Highest Sex Drive? (an Adults-Only post)
I listened to the latest Long Game podcast yesterday where they were talking Tuna Melt. Silvan asked Declan if he thought Ilya or Shane had a higher self drive. I knew this question had to be brought to my fellow Loons here on reddit (if it hasn't 20,000x already?).
I honestly think Shane might have a higher sex drive as he is a hungry little coyote in heat. Since he only really gets a chance to be with Ilya and is SO regimented and controlled in the rest of his life, whenever he's around Ilya it's the sexual equivalent of fireworks, dams bursting, volcanoes erupting, tsunamis rolling in.
Ilya has plenty of outlets and is so casual about his sex life, but Shane is SERIOUS and he's going to WIN at sex, but also he cannot help it and he wants EVERYTHING from Ilya, every part in every hole, to be filled to overflowing and gushing out the other side 🌊🌋🌊🌋🌊🌋🌊 😅
No right or wrong answers, I'd love to hear your thoughts on if either is a bigger freak, which is freakier, if they match each other's freak, or anything else. Queers, horndogs, kinksters, and vanilla folks alike—let's get to the Bottom of this (or the Top)!
P.S. I saved way too many gifs and each was found through a Google search, hope this doesn't get my post taken down 😬
P.P.S. There are MANY gifs I missed, feel free to include any you find as *hard evidence.* I couldn't find a gif of the Tuna Melt SPIT anywhere which is perhaps just as well seeing as many of you remain deeply horrified on a soul level about that 😜