
Infotainment: Teen mode report - mostly useless
Continuing my comments regarding the tech implementation on my 2026 Equinox EV, the Teen mode has such potential but the implementation makes it useless.
Below is an example report from the past 2 weeks we were away on vacation:
https://imgur.com/a/equinox-ev-teen-mode-report-mostly-useless-nUHP3Kt
Max speed 129 km/h (highest limit in our area is 100 km/h)!!!
33 Overspeed warnings!
33 forward collision alerts!!!!
So that is bad right? Can I click on them to find out date and time? Nope!
Can I see WHERE the events occurred via saved GPS data? Nope!
Was I flagged by alerts in myChevrolet app, by text or by email either via On-star connection or via wifi when the vehicle returns to home and connects? Nope.
Does it show which driver account was logged in when the events occurred? Nope!
So what the hell can I do with this? As ANYONE with teens know, they are experts in the "Shaggy" defence. "It Wasn't Me". Of course not a single one will say it was them.
Each event would only take up bytes of data to record date, time, driver profile active and GPS co-ordinates. It would take NOTHING to save the data into a CSV format that then could be emailed, texted, sent via myChevrolet, etc. At a bare minimum, in the onscreen report you should be able to click on each line of events to get a detailed breakdown of where, when and who.
And ideally the Teen app should also allow for online tracking of GPS coordinates and saving tracks to allow for monitoring vehicle usage. Ideally also with a geo fence, eg alerts if travelling more than X km from home. Their use of the car is a PRIVILEGE not a right and they have no right to privacy. If Chevy is worried about abusive partners or whatever a disclaimer popup when car is turned on could come up and say "Teen mode active, speed and location tracking active".
WHY oh why would they not implement this?
Edit: for helicopter parenting comments. Driving in a family vehicle is a privilege not a right and these results CLEARLY document one kid has been granted more trust than they are warranted and as a parent I wish to protect society (and this kid) from their CLEAR bad judgment/choices.
And yeah, I have a 3rd party also driving for commercial purposes and want to make sure vehicle is being used for designated commercial purposes. Android auto has the basic tool there and the data sources are available and being used in other apps. I am simply saying give me the option to let me use it.