u/RemingtonRivers

Started it because people rave about the subreddit, but ugh. I hate when posters are graphic not because it's relevant to the snark, but because they want to show they are "not like the other Redditors" or something. Violence, crudeness etc should serve a funny purpose, not be unnecessary trash to make you look edgy. I've basically just spent an hour listening to various men call this woman a c*nt while verbally degrading her and it’s excessive. Do the mods get their act together, or does this continue to be hot garbage? Even the voice of Allison isn't enough to save this so far (words I never thought I'd say).

Society is so quick to mom shame and blame women for everything, and frankly it’s got to stop. So today, I come here, to the most kind and inclusive space on the internet, with a call for action. We need to stop judging moms for naming their babies after Sex Characters.

Start judging the dads. Start judging the pet owners.

It’s weird as fuck that you named your dog Tamlin and now he’s licking peanut butter off your elbow and then licking his own ball and giving you kisses.

Daddy was complicit in naming his snuggly little love Kingfisher. Maybe he saw it on a list and suggested it without looking up the origins. Maybe he knew what it was and didn’t veto it. Boys can name babies, too. It’s 2026. Stop being so small minded.

Remember: it takes two to tango, and it takes two to name a baby Khaleesi. (Unless it’s a single parent, in which case no judging ever, because that shit seems impossible.)

Do better, sloopies. Judge everyone*.

If anyone can do it, it’s you.

*Except the aforementioned single parents.

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🪄For $50, I’ll put a spell on the Reddit mods to let you crosspost to RCJ.

🪄For $200, I’ll do a spell to make NetGalley give you the good ARCs.

🪄For $500, I’ll do a spell to make all the maps on your Kindle appear larger.

🪄For $666, I’ll do a spell to make you forget that you ever read Manacled.

🪄For $750, I’ll place a spell on your favorite author to make her write book 4 faster.

🪄For $800, I’ll place a spell on your enemy’s favorite author to make them write their next book slower.

🪄For $900, all future FMCs will be exactly like you so you can self insert.

🪄For $1,000, I’ll place a charm on SJM to make her write your favorite ship as canon.