FREE BOOK!!!
Yep, I've turned Del's idea into a real story. I'm offering people a PDF of the book for FREE, if they're willing to leave an honest review on Goodreads or Amazon... or both.
Blurb:
A mysterious Pacific island that isn’t on any map. A government department that doesn’t officially exist. And a scientific expedition that absolutely never should have happened.
Dr Julia Wheeler and Dr Max Gibson lead a team into the unknown, and return to London with something enormous, dangerous, and classified far above their pay grade. When the creature escapes from a top‑secret facility, tearing through steel, concrete, and anyone unlucky enough to be in its path, the city is thrown into chaos. Scotland Yard dispatches an oblivious detective inspector and a sharp‑as‑a‑tack constable to crack the case: one blissfully unaware of what they’re actually hunting, the other slowly realising the truth… and wishing he hadn’t.
Written as a love letter to gloriously cheesy 1980s creature‑feature B‑movies, self‑aware, dry, proudly British, and inspired by that fan‑favourite moment from the Video Nasty episode of Only Fools and Horses.
There’s A Rhino Loose In The City isn’t a disaster... it’s a calamity!
You can even win two hardback copies right here...